Normally I wouldn't find this as funny as I do, but the music makes it. I can't stop laughing. And you know they must have been going back and forth for a little for the person to know to tape it. I'm dying. The music!
Ugh, this is me lately whenever I drink: Spoiler I thought that was only with dope. Damn, I'd be big as a house.
Nope, we don't learn. It would be unAmerican to admit we do anything wrong, or aren't the best at absolutely everything. Like how initial reports were dying to tie this gunman to ISIS. Unfortunately, someone bothered to try to get some facts, so now he's just 'tied to jihadists,' whatever the fuck that means.
This has to be Fox New's strategy meeting: "Your mom's a jihadist. Know how I know that? Because with my cock in her mouth, she kept saying 'Allahuh Akbar' I think. Anyway, your mom sucked my cock. Twas grand.....hey, we should just call everyone we don't like jihadists." The worst part about ISIS is it now ruins all the "Archer" jokes and the poor girl named Isis I work with. Fuck American media.
Went to an NHL game for the first time with some coworkers last night. Didn't realize how many hot girls love pro hockey. I mean I've been to my fair share of college games but the Xcel center was just brimming with leggings and yoga pants. Oh yeah, the Wild won too. Good times. Happy Friday.
I've spent 30 minutes trying to type something about the previous post, but definitely spent more time watching it. My god in heaven.
I have tragic news, everyone: 'Honey Boo Boo' Canceled After Reports Claim Mama June is Dating a Sex Offender
I hope TLC does a reunion show in 10 years so we can see what those people are doing in a decade. I haven't ever watched the show itself, but I might watch that.
Either its going to be like Maury or no one will be able to make it because they're all in the clink for stupid white trash stuff.
I'm finally able to type a little with both hands rather than hunt-n-peck with my left. That shit was fucking annoying as hell because I kept typoing every other word. I'm even able to use my mouse with the right a bit. Progress!