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Rise & Shine! Its Drunk Thread Time! 2/3/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 3, 2012.

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  1. zyron

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    You must sleep more than anyone on earth.
     
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    Did she talk about how much of a douche her boyfriend is?
     
    #182 Gravitas, Feb 5, 2012
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    this seems like a problem that could be solved with a healthy dose of incest porn
     
    #183 Nom Chompsky, Feb 5, 2012
  4. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Is it bad that I took that as a compliment? Probably true, I need 10 hours of sleep a day to properly function. Unfortunately, it rarely happens that I manage to get more than 5-6 in a row, so lots of afternoon naps.

    In other news, M.I.A.'s new music video is pretty badass.

     
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  5. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    You say that like there's a problem that CAN'T be solved with incest porn.
     
    #185 dubyu tee eff, Feb 5, 2012
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    I'd suggest you plan an excursion to some hillbilly related area; perhaps ask toytoy.

    If you can't ditch the "brother" label, move to where it WILL GET YOU LAID!! Fuck yeah!
     
    #186 Sam N, Feb 5, 2012
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    Maybe global warming. I mean, I'll keep trying, but sometimes I feel like I'm just fooling myself.
     
    #187 Nom Chompsky, Feb 5, 2012
  8. Sam N

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    Except global warming is just a conspiracy that was started BY HITLER!! ANd OBAMA!!!
     
    #188 Sam N, Feb 5, 2012
  9. Gravitas

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    15 pages? This is like the Anti-Drew Brees of WDTs. For shame TIB, for shame.
     
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    So does everybody else get an error message after they post?

    Edit: This one

    Warning: Unexpected character in input: ''' (ASCII=39) state=1 in /home/theidiot/public_html/messageboard/cache/queue.php on line 3

    Parse error: syntax error, unexpected ':' in /home/theidiot/public_html/messageboard/cache/queue.php on line 3
     
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  12. Sam N

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    Every single lord n' lass amungus.
     
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    Thats what I figured but just making sure
     
    #193 Rumble, Feb 5, 2012
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    Nope, we talked about how she broke up with her boyfriend cause I pointed out what a douche he was.

    Shit, that makes it even sadder...
     
    #194 iczorro, Feb 5, 2012
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    Yep, it does indeed.

    Get out before you put yourself through the hell of her talking to you about rebounds.
     
    #195 Gravitas, Feb 5, 2012
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    I was in a deep sleep when I heard a disturbance in The Force. As if a million voices cried out in terror. So I came here.

    Other things that can be solved by incest porn:

    Long church services
    Tax season
    Subpar service at a restaurant
    Uncle Stu and the case of the missing Seagram's Gin
    Your girlfriend's grandfather's funeral (Bwwwoooooohhhhh chikka chikka wah wah)
    Boyscouts
    AA
    More incest
    11th grade
    Broccoli
    Mexicans

    Aaaaaaaaaaaand *drumroll*

    Nicki Minaj

    Truly blessed we are to live in an era of portable streaming video.

    So why am I awake? There's a mouse in the attic that is, I think, 60 pounds or part Cyborg. Scuttling and chewing shouldn't sound like a fucking bulldozer. I would play nice, shoo them away without resorting to drastic measures, but it's time to get those traps that fry the sumbitch.
     
    #196 CharlesJohnson, Feb 5, 2012
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    Impale it and leave it as a warning to the others.
     
    #197 Gravitas, Feb 5, 2012
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    Shit yeah, leave his head on a toothpick as a tiny trophy
     
    #198 iczorro, Feb 5, 2012
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    That's it. I will start a "Heart of Darkness" Extermination company.
     
    #199 CharlesJohnson, Feb 5, 2012
  20. dubyu tee eff

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    Wait so she's single and you're in love with her...

    I'd wait a little while for her to get over it based on how long this relationship went on for and then tell her about it.

    To be sure, I've done exactly this in the past and it didn't work out at all. But gotta take the bat off your shoulders, ya know.
     
    #200 dubyu tee eff, Feb 5, 2012
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