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Rise & Shine! Its Drunk Thread Time! 2/3/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 3, 2012.

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  1. hooker

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    This beer tastes like candy.
     
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    Holy lip sync batman! I think this may be worse that the black eyed peas from last year.
     
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    This halftime show is America's swan song.
     
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    Yeah, it is pretty badly lip synced.

    I still love her though.
     
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    Say what you want about LMFAO, but they showed that all you need to succeed in music is moxie, perseverence, and a father who is one of the biggest music moguls in the world.
     
    #265 Nom Chompsky, Feb 5, 2012
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    What the fuck are you talking about? That's M.I.A. up there on stage. She's the most influential artist of the last decade, I learned that on the RMMB.
     
    #266 NatCH, Feb 5, 2012
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    How do you not laugh at a dog working out so that he can fit through his doggie door again?

    To me, that's the clear-cut #1 so far. Everything else has been mediocre at best. Budweiser's given up on the funny and GoDaddy continues sell with sex because they have nothing to actually sell you. Lame.

    Serves you guys right for actually watching the fucking thing. I decided last week that I'm keeping my TV off until 8:15 so I don't have to watch that abomination. It's a foregone conclusion at this point that all Super Bowl halftime shows suck.
     
    #267 Rob4Broncos, Feb 5, 2012
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    I would still do Madonna. Even if if I am still wasted
     
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    I actually liked the performance, because it was, at heart, a performance. That lady is in her 50s and did shit that I know that I can't do. Granted she wasn't singing while she did it, but she was performing her little post-menopausal booty off.

    And I think that Cee-Lo may have actually been singing. So that was one anyway.
     
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    WORLD PEACE
     
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    I don't have control of the remote. I tried not to pay attention, but I failed harder than Madonna's performance.

    Did anyone see when she almost ate it on the bleacher thing?

    And now Clint Eastwood is trying to motivate us.
     
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    The 2013 Half time show- Frebis plays air guitar to Bon Jovi songs for 12.5 minutes while he chugs pitchers of beer (with special guests Milli Vinilli).

    The only talent displayed in that show was the guy that hit play on sound system. In his defense, he did a mighty fine job at it.
     
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    But it made you want world peace, right? Right?!
     
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    I got a strong urge for sharia law, but that's just me.
     
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    The only member of this board that can't ride on a throne while being carried by people or stand on a platform next to a fat man (all while moving their lips) is hot wheelz. Actually he may be able to do the first part pretty well.
     
    #275 Frebis, Feb 5, 2012
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    NBC'S LIVE STREAM DID NOT INCLUDE THE HALF TIME SHOW AND I AM RIPPING PISSED.
     
    #276 audreymonroe, Feb 5, 2012
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    Whoa, NBC making two great decisions in one year? Crazy.
     
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    THE FREE SERVICE I USED TO WATCH A RIDICULOUS SPECTACLE DID NOT INCLUDE UTTERLY AWFUL MUSICAL PERFORMANCES AND I'LL HAVE TO WATCH THE FUNNY COMMERCIALS LATER. WHO WATCHES THIS FOR THE FOOTBALL?
     
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    link.
     
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    I pray to God that you just rick rolled her. At least that man can sing.
     
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