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Rise & Shine! Its Drunk Thread Time! 2/3/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 3, 2012.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    So my boner aerosol works???

    TO THE BATHHOUSE!
     
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    I have an unhealthy affinity for this song.

     
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    I love that song. It's so fun.
     
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    Holy flexi-fucking-bility! (NSFW)

    I don't know what to say about the awkward dick vacuum thing at the end of this. Ha. But the girl getting fucked in the splits is kind of awesome.
     
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    Hahahahhaha this is ridiculous.
     
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    Okay, someone explain to me what just happened with the "I could have a touchdown, but I don't want a touchdown - but oops I got a touchdown anyway" thing?
     
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    Patriots just got pooped on.
     
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    The Giants would rather have had an easy field goal to put them up 1 with 20 seconds left, than a touchdown to put them up 4 with a minute left. In the latter case, the Pats have enough time to get something done, although that appears unlikely.
     
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    No hero tonight.
     
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    If I was Tom Brady, I'd have a screaming fit in the locker room about ONE OF YOU FUCKS PLEASE catching the ball next time.
     
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    Honestly, instead of running it in for the TD, they could have just had Eli take a knee. It was a chip shot anyway. They could have just won it with a FG and ended it easily.
     
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    And if I were one of the receivers, I would have profusely apologized for giving away two points on the first series of the game.

    Then i would have been all, "nawww that was you, Tom Terrific."

    Then we'd all have an orgy and be happy we weren't Tebow.
     
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    At least it was a close game.

    I was doing School Stuff and I missed the halftime show. Was it really that terrible?
     
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    I swear when Belichick came onto the field after last play he was looking for someone to punch in the face, even more so than he usually does.
     
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    Exactly. The one where he threw it down the middle and the receiver had both hands in full contact with the ball and dropped it.
     
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    So was that karma getting its due for the Patriots cutting that receiver yesterday?
     
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    On the Welker pass, Wes should have caught it, probably, but coming back across your body is hard as shit. It was far from an easy catch.
     
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    Fuck yes Giants. That is all.
     
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    It depends, do you like pretty things, or do you enjoy musicians playing great live music?

    I can only hope ticket sales for her upcoming tour will be greatly affected by this.
     
    #320 Frebis, Feb 5, 2012
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