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Rise & Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time!5/14/10 MILFS

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    Just cracked open a Brooklyn Black Chocolate to mix with my Tramadol. Most useless painkiller ever. Might as well just take Advil.

    Later tonight I'm going to the Quickie Mart, attempt not to get stabbed, buy a 4 Loko carbonated wine energy drink, and head to the beach. Alone. Blissfully alone. It's going to be awesome. Maybe check out the sea turtles coming up to shore to shit out eggs.

    Fun fact: every year some Haitian guy gets arrested for eating sea turtle eggs.
     
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    Making some Lynchberg (sp?) Lemonade's to start the weekend. It's gonna be a long one at the parents house with the whole family here...should've started drinking yesterday and kept it up until I get to go back home on Sunday. Leave is coming to an end and I'll get to go be comfortable back at my house in Florida... plus I'll get to see the little one.
     
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    It's the only way to do it properly. I decided to leave the ten glass of vodka and just drink the 3 beers I found instead. A pleasent way to wind down before going to sleep with a few chucky songs in the background. Can't beat a solo friday night tomorrow. Going to a semi-wake tomorrow in the bar I think, so I'll leave the drinking for then.

    upthera!
     
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    Currently pre-gaming to go to the swinger's club I never knew this city had. Need to get good and liquored now, because it's not licensed. Currently on beer 4.

    Primer, did you know there are 2 of them?!?!
     
    #24 Chellie, May 14, 2010
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    Vicodin+Sierra Nevada+greenery+My Hot Peruvian=FUN.
     
    #25 PIMPTRESS, May 14, 2010
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    I'm 5 minutes from leaving my house to my first day at my new job.
     
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    I knew at one point there were a few but I was told they all closed down. Other than that, I had no idea.
     
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    SHE. Girls night...
     
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    Welcome to Bonerville, population: Every male here.
     
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    No, it's not Monday...
     
    #30 PIMPTRESS, May 14, 2010
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    WOOOOOOOO! I LOVE ME SOME MAMA FRATELLI!

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    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!
     
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    Anne Ramsey makes me moist. It's like fucking Danny DeVito without the guilt.
     
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    Uncorking the first bottle of vino.

    I wonder if I had been blessed with children I would have been a milf or if I would have succombed to the pudge, the sweat pants and baseball cap thing. I am going to choose to think I would have been a milf.
     
    #34 mya, May 14, 2010
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    About to head to the only decent place in my town...Fat Head's Brewery. It's a beer fiend's paradise. Cheers.
     
    #35 KillaKam, May 14, 2010
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    If anyone is going to waste their money on Robin Hood, don't bother. It fucking sucks.
     
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    I wasn't gonna drink, I feel like Hulk smash mode. But then again, I'm making sauce. And sauce without wine in it kinda seems like a sin... My sauce is gonna be amazing tonight, pork shoulder, onion, fresh basil and rose mary... FORGET ABOUT IT!

    Hit puberty when she was popping up on MTV every five minutes. She'll hold a special place in my heart for that.
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    Should have tried to fuck that bitch. Didn't. I'm dumb, and now going to bed alone.

    DumbCowbell
     
    #39 MoreCowbell, May 14, 2010
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    Tonight = me + hot Spanish man/boy + a lot of liquor.

    Things are looking really good right now.
     
    #40 jennitalia, May 14, 2010
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