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Rise & Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time!5/14/10 MILFS

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 14, 2010.

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  1. Fernanthonies

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    I was just going to sit and have a few beers while I waited for my roommates to get back so we could hit the Fox and Hound...6 Blue Moons and 1 coors light later, along with a streaming concert on iclips.net, and I am having a great evening alone at the house.

    I'm gonna try not to puke again this weekend.
     
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    I just got off work and plan on spending the evening at home with the husband...as soon as he gets home from building fence. In the meantime I'm enjoying a glass of vanilla Dr. McGillicuddy's and cranberry, I'm sure this will be the first of many.

    For some reason the satellite isn't working, it shows what should be playing but it's just a black screen. This sucks immensely because we still haven't got a new tv for the living room so we're stuck using the 19" in the bedroom and we don't have a dvd player in here. Fortunately I can still watch the shows we have on the dvr, so at least I can get caught up on The Pacific tonight.
     
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    Flying Dog's Seasonal (Woody Creek White) is fucking FANTASTIC.
     
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  4. Fernanthonies

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    As for the MILFs topic:

    [​IMG]

    Oh Kate Beckinsale, how I love you.
     
    #44 Fernanthonies, May 14, 2010
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    Probably not the kind of the music that most of you are into, but I fucking love Keller Williams:
     
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    "That ain't no Hank Williams song!"
     
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    The most amazing part about this guy, is that he uses his sound equipment to record and loop back himself playing 16-32 measures on each instrument, effectively creating an entire 4-5 instrument jam (with harmonizing vocals) with just one guy on stage. It's pretty damn impressive.
     
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    Is there any suitable comeback to this one? She's 1.5 hours away right now, so shouldn't her dick-sucking abilities be a moot point? What do the who--the ladies of the board say?
     
    #48 Rob4Broncos, May 14, 2010
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    What the fuck are you looking for? Yes, text her that if she is willing to come blow you from 1.5 hours away then she should. If you were wondering if you should travel that far for a BJ, then the answer is no. If you are wondering if you should just text her....just to text her. GOD.



    Howdy howdy to all. Approximately 48 minutes until work ends, and I get black out drunk. Already kind of drunk. Had THREE exams this morning. THREE. sucked bizzalllzzzz yo. I no good school no more ugh oooh.

    You can consider this my weekly drop in... which really adds nothing to anything, deal with it.
     
    #49 Sam N, May 14, 2010
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    9 beers deep. Time to head to the bar.
     
    #50 Fernanthonies, May 14, 2010
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    I was sort of thinking out loud on that one, so to speak. Like, she's bringing BJs into the equation, even though nothing could be done about it. I call shenanigans there.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is: yes, I will have another drink.
     
    #51 Rob4Broncos, May 14, 2010
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    My mom teaches in an inner city (read, black and hispanic) school in Los Angeles. Apparently a couple of weeks ago she was teaching WWII and was discussing the Aryan race with her students, who asked:

    "What do Aryans look like"

    So she took a picture of J and I and passed it around.

    So here's to being a part of the master race.
     
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    So lets see the pic!
     
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    Toured a local brewery tonight.

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    If you're around the Twin Cities, check out Surly. Free tours on Fridays from 6-8:00. You get five beers. Small "sample" beers, but you still get any of their beers on tap at any time during the tour. Good stuff.

    I was going to try and stay sober enough to work in my shop tonight, but fuck that. I'll keep the buzz going. Besides, I don't want to drunkenly fuck my work up. Its good to have a couple of roommates who are always down for a little whiskey.
     
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    Hey, this is The Idiot Board. Not Stormfront.org
     
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    I am not sure what it is about that song, but it goes amazingly well with gin and tonics.
     
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    Happy 6:30 in the morning from cold and wet Münich. I drank four litres of beer yesterday. I think. Also, drank the pope's favourite beer openly on the subway.

    And to think I used to call Canada a first world country.
     
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    Fuck this world. 4 Loko is up to $2.79 a can. Who the fuck can sit by and let such egregious bullshit press upon good hearted men that die like dogs while strong drink inflates like oil.

    There're not many bonuses to living in Palm Beach. But, one of them is pulling up to Jimmy Buffet's house with his stupid parrot statues on the gate and blaring "Cheeseburger in Paradise" as loud as you can.
     
    #58 CharlesJohnson, May 15, 2010
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    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    Robin Hood was fucking STULTIFYING. People both walked out AND fell asleep. A boring drama. Prince Of Thieves wipes its ass with this movie. Hell, Men in Tights is braiding this yawner's hair.

    I've seen better film on teeth. If the theatre wasn't serving booze, I would have *meep-meeped* like the Road Runner outta there.
     
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    The Coors Light and Red Bull are going strong tonight. The Bruins choked in true Boston-team fashion, making us all pay for the Red Sox come back from 0-3 in '04. While I'm not a huge hockey fan, it's hard to not enjoy playoff hockey...unless your home team sucks a donkey's ass, like the B's did tonight.

    Ah well. Shit happens.

    Time to get drunk.
     
    #60 Jubes2681, May 15, 2010
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