Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

Rise & Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time!5/14/10 MILFS

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 14, 2010.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 5 of 12
  1. Durbanite

    Durbanite
    Expand Collapse
    Eeyore

    Reputation:
    39
    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2009
    Messages:
    1,145
    Location:
    Weymouth, U.K. (formerly Durban, South Africa)
    And... what we also know as a species is that everyone is different. What is natural for one person may not be natural for another. I think that, with my fucked-up genes (e.g. asthma, hereditary arthritis, good chance of heart problems later in life, etc.), I'm being pretty responsible by saying I do not want kids at all, ever. As for intimacy, I don't want that either. I like to keep my life simple and I think I'm doing a pretty good job of that, aside from the unemployment. I don't really want sex anymore - I've gone without for long enough to no longer want it. Is that really so hard to understand?

    I've also learned not to tempt fate. I've always been terribly unlucky, another reason for me to keep things simple - lower odds of fucking something up.

    As for my drinking, 4 beers last Friday and 4 beers last night isn't exactly a lot, considering I had nothing during the week.

    There's no point in trying to justify myself further. Maybe I should just post less, though maybe I think that was the goal of some of these posts.
     
    #81 Durbanite, May 15, 2010
  2. Beefy Phil

    Beefy Phil
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    5
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,618
    You share very personal, painful details about your life with Internet strangers who respond with nothing but malicious ridicule. You obviously want and need attention and you are very obviously not getting it from any normal, healthy source, so you come here and take what you can get.

    Stop being ridiculous and get therapy.
     
    #82 Beefy Phil, May 15, 2010
  3. Diablo

    Diablo
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    5
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,608
    Location:
    Armpit, NC
    I need at least 4-26 beers to be able to wrap my head around what's going on here. So be it.
     
    #83 Diablo, May 15, 2010
  4. jennitalia

    jennitalia
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    55
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2010
    Messages:
    806
    Location:
    Canada
    How about those MILFS?
    [​IMG]
     
    #84 jennitalia, May 15, 2010
  5. Supertramp

    Supertramp
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,043
    Don't bother, if sharing himself online is a sort of twisted therapy - why not? It's just cruel if we just continue shitting on Durbanite to no real end.

    That being said, I'm sure his life would drastically improve if he took it by the horns.
     
    #85 Supertramp, May 15, 2010
  6. Primer

    Primer
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    933
    Location:
    Edmonton, AB - The frozen suck.
    edit: Fuck it, I'm going to go look at boobies.
     
    #86 Primer, May 15, 2010
  7. Solaris

    Solaris
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2010
    Messages:
    409
    Location:
    Belfast, Ireland
    I donr no whats happening but im drunk as fuck.


    Jesus christ im soo fuck. Up fucking ireland.
    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.myspace.com/ciaranabc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.myspace.com/ciaranabc</a>

    Long live ireland, upara!!!! fuck the USA up international socialism

    FUCK THE FREE STATE. OOO AHHH UPARA!!!!
     
    #87 Solaris, May 15, 2010
  8. Beefy Phil

    Beefy Phil
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    5
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,618

    I think the only thing funnier than when an Irishman gets drunk and loud is when an Italian gets drunk and louder.

    Of course, there is no more distinguished and charming a drunk than the noble Irish-Italian mutt. This is indisputable.

     
    #88 Beefy Phil, May 15, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  9. hotwheelz

    hotwheelz
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    14
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    1,356
    Disagreed soooooooooo hard.
     
    #89 hotwheelz, May 15, 2010
  10. Decatur Dave

    Decatur Dave
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    481
    Location:
    The woods of Central Florida
    [​IMG]
     
    #90 Decatur Dave, May 15, 2010
  11. Bread Mustache

    Bread Mustache
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    254
    Location:
    oregon
    WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS GOING ON HERE?! THIS SHIT IS THERAPY NOW?

    C'mon, let's turn this bitch around.
    I have the entire house to myself tonight, that means drinking and listening to music loudly like any good 16 year old rebel would do...only I'm 23, BUT WHO CARES IT'S STILL FUN.

    milfage
     

    Attached Files:

    #91 Bread Mustache, May 15, 2010
  12. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    978
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,061
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    Jesus FUCK man. That was awesome to read. How many cats did you own again? God has taken the Holy Ice Cream Scoop and removed huge chunks of your soul. You gots ta perk up, son!

    Hey, I know... LET'S DANCE!!!!

     
    #92 Crown Royal, May 15, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  13. MoreCowbell

    MoreCowbell
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    14
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,185
    I, for one, would like to hear Pink Candy weigh in on our South African comrade with her professional expertise.
     
    #93 MoreCowbell, May 15, 2010
  14. carpenter

    carpenter
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    306
    Location:
    Fairbanks
    Durbanite seems like a nice enough guy, so I'll try to cheer him up with the ultimate in MILF.
    It's a kinda large picture...
    [​IMG]


    These are awesome. And the MILF deserves her own thread.
     
    #94 carpenter, May 15, 2010
  15. PIMPTRESS

    PIMPTRESS
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    79
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,239
    Location:
    Denver-ish
    Beer after working out is good for you, right?
     
    #95 PIMPTRESS, May 15, 2010
  16. jennitalia

    jennitalia
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    55
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2010
    Messages:
    806
    Location:
    Canada
    I've said it before and said it again: Shower beers after working out is probably the greatest idea ever.
     
    #96 jennitalia, May 15, 2010
  17. PoppaBear

    PoppaBear
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    132
    Location:
    Baltimore
    Well, just finished a Final.

    Now to start studying for my 9 AM final Tomorrow. For those of us who don't know how to read a calendar, that's Sunday, folks!

    I'm putting a High Life in my Backpack, and literally after the first step I take outside that building I am shotgunning the shit outta that beer. Five others in the fridge back in the dorm so packing is less shitty.

    I haven't done drunk on Sunday in a while, this should be good!
     
    #97 PoppaBear, May 15, 2010
  18. PIMPTRESS

    PIMPTRESS
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    79
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,239
    Location:
    Denver-ish

    Agreed, plus it makes me forget my anger from discovering just how out of shape I am after my wreck. Fuck, my arms are still shaking as I am trying to drink, haha.
     
    #98 PIMPTRESS, May 15, 2010
  19. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    978
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,061
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    It's great after anything: Stressful day at work, fixing up the house or your stepfather getting touchy-touchy with you. It eases the pain at any time.
     
    #99 Crown Royal, May 15, 2010
  20. Decatur Dave

    Decatur Dave
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    481
    Location:
    The woods of Central Florida
    It inhibits muscle growth, is empty calories, in males it boosts estrogen and messes up your bodies recovery while you're sleeping.

    I think as long as it's a beer like Guinness you're ok. Or dark liquor. There's no scientific evidence of this, just my way of justifying it.
     
    #100 Decatur Dave, May 15, 2010
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 5 of 12
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.