I have a shitty memory, so the only thing I can come up with at the moment was back in 07 when I was stationed in Yokosuka, Japan and a few NFL players came in to take pictures and sign autographs for people. One guy was Bobby Somethingerother, but the other two just happened to be Tony Gonzales and Drew Brees. I got all three of their autographs on a football. I just found that damn thing a few days ago too and got excited, because I had forgotten it even happened.
Mine is from College... When I was a Freshman in college, the University of Minnesota won the National Championship. In my dorm lived all the freshman hockey players. One of them was Thomas Vanek. Actually a really, really nice guy, and took full advantage of his celebrity status with the ladies. I have three good friends who all slept with him (two at the same time). Marion Barber and Laurence Maroney used to come to all of our fraternity parties in college as well. I was president when we had one of our parties broken up (and the height of their fame at the U of MN). They both came back after the cops left and asked if we needed any help. Also, really nice guys. It was the no-name athletes who were the assholes. Oh, and watching Maroney and Barber ride butts-to-nuts on a little mo-ped around campus, with Maroney on the back with a big grin on his face, was still the funniest thing I saw through college.
Thanks man, I really love making up stories about my sister almost getting raped. If she even cared enough about football to know their names I'd have been more suspicious. I'd love to see you flex that e-penis and use some of your valuable time to find an internet article 'proving' Roethlisberger's whereabouts. I'm only rolling with what my sister told me. Why don't yinz save your anger for the game tomorrow?
My Mom banged Steve Austin, well she said dated but semantics. No not the wrestler but rather the six million dollar man Lee Majors. When I tried to work out the dates it appeared fairly certain they overlapped with his first marriage. So yeh, turns out my Mom was a homewrecking starfucker- way to go!
The guy who invented plasma TV lives on my street. He came to my high school graduation party. My present? A $5 gift card to Barnes and Noble...
Dude you can't lead by saying your sister bragged about hanging with Rapistburger and how he tried to woo her and follow it as being an almost rape. So by your logic every single chick who he has hit on was almost raped? Or are you saying that week he just had a rape in him and it was russian roulette which girl was going to get it? Because either way it is insulting to woman who have genuinely escaped sexual assault.
Point taken. What I should have said was that it would certainly creep me out if I was a girl and knew that someone in a roughly similar situation was victimized, and had I made a couple decisions (that in retrospect would have been bad ones), I might have ended up in the same way.
Mine are pretty exciting - I am friends with the Swagger Wagon mom and Kelly Ripa's dad presided over my civil union back in May (in beautiful Camden, NJ). Oh, and my mom's boss is Garry Maddox. Go Phils!
I just found out today that this girl: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.freeviewmovies.com/porn/35686/Redhead-Jessica-Valentino-is-fucked-hard.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.freeviewmovies.com/porn/3568 ... -hard.html</a> (as the title suggests, EXTREMELY NSFW) is in my marketing class. Tattoo on her back confirms it. That isn't her name though, the video was just labeled incorrectly so I don't know what her porn name is. Now to figure out a way to bang her.
As a teenager, I was one of the top 15-20 chess players in the US for my age, as well as a state champion in junior high, and one summer, worked at a chess camp. (Yes, I was/am a huge nerd, among other things) I taught the "advanced" section, but most of the kids weren't very good or interested in the game. However, at one point, the councilors introduced me to this one tiny, reserved 7 year old, who spoke barely any English, and seemingly knew nothing about the game. After speaking with the kid in Russian and playing with him, I realized he was a very serious player, albeit shy and introverted. I worked with him a lot for the next week of camp and really enjoyed it, as his attitude was excellent and he clearly wanted to improve. His parents were also super-nice people, and offered to have me be the kid's chess coach further, in addition to two other master players that were teaching him at the time. (I had to decline because of school and studies) Nowadays, at 15, that kid is already a former world champion, a soon-to-be IM (international master), and one of the strongest players in the US for ANY age. I had zero to do with his eventual success, but I'm very proud of his awesome accomplishments, and think it's amusing that at one point I was not only able to beat him, but scold him for not concentrating more seriously on solving certain tactical puzzles! Great kid, and I hope he makes GM (grandmaster)! Anyways, I have known other more famous people, but that was probably my closest and most rewarding interaction with anyone that has achieved significant success.
Not that he's a major celebrity, but I went to high school with this guy and sat next to him in algebra. Not that we were BFFs or anything, but we used to joke around in class. The weird thing is I know I saw K19, and I didn't recognize him at all. http://tudorswiki.sho.com/page/Kris+Holden-Ried
You would be a million times cooler today if it was Stone Cold. My dad beat Charlie Manuel <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Manuel" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Manuel</a> in a cow milking contest when he was younger.
I've gotten a couple of reps and PMs about Jill Wagner so I'll elaborate. She was/is very attractive but she wasn't stand out, drop dead smoking in college. More of a plain Jane kind of thing. She was in a sorority that was the sister sorority to my buddy's frat. Most of those people sucked ass, but she was realty nice. And she had this friend... This lovely lady was a hot as hell redhead. I don't know her name because when we met she said, "Call me Fire in the Hole". And I did. For 2 years. God bless her.* *my friend was fucking her so I never got the pleasure, but damn if she wasn't uncomfortably flirty.
I actually had forgotten to put one of mine on my list, which was the only one where I had actual interaction. I used to babysit for Joe Jacoby's kids when I was younger and lived in Warrenton, VA. He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer and he was the size of a big vending machine. He was, however, a really nice guy. The two little girls were sweet too, although when I accidentally let slip that I was a NY Giants fan the 4-year-old bit me. Other than that one time they were great kids (and I should have known better than to mention the Giants, but I was a stupid kid). Never went to his car dealership though, although according to his Wikipedia article he doesn't have it anymore.
Tim Hudson (Pitcher for Atlanta Braves) I was a Freshman at Auburn University his Sophomore or Junior year and he lived in an apartment next door. His roommate was on my intramural softball team and he would come and practice with us. Even though Tim is a Pitcher, he was one of the best hitters while playing at Auburn. He would bat left-handed in softball (he's right-handed) so he would not mess with his swing and could absolutely crush the ball.
My father grew up next door to Janis Joplin, she was his babysitter. He was one of the first to hear "lord won't you buy me a mercedes-benz" outside the family, and was not a huge fan. I'm the president of the fraternity that had two of the arrested students from "Operation Ivy League"(WSJ: <a class="postlink" href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703296604576005773446956228.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... 56228.html</a>) in it - which is exactly as much fun as you'd imagine.
A few years after Ryan Leaf had shit himself out of the NFL he came back to WSU to finish up his degree. Not surprisingly one of the classes he decided to take to complete his degree was bowling. So I walk into the first day of bowling class and see him decked out in Oregon shit (fucking idiot). Of course I am put on his team for the semester - with two freshman. So anyways...he skipped like half the class and went to Europe to drive on the Audubon. I also had a psych class with Eric Coleman, who was playing for the Jets at the time, but decided to come back to finish up his degree part time. He had enrolled in the semester starting in January, and I remember him having to ask to take an exam a different day because the Jets were in the playoffs and he couldn't make the scheduled exam date. Kind of funny.