Iron Harry Flint A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! My name isn't as cool as other names.
Bloody Charity Kidd: Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
A good school buddy of mine used to be really into talk like a pirate day. One year, a shy girl named Esther was set to make a announcement in front of the class. Suddenly, from the back, one could hear: "Yaaarrrrr! Esth-arrrrr!" It was excellent.
I can take it that many of us don't regularly bathe? I forgot to save my name but it started with dirty. Two fucking pages of questions and there are like 4 outcomes. Puuhh-leeeze. The first initial one at least had a decent amount of outcomes, except J for the first initial of the your first name was something like powderpuff so I discarded that one as well.
Dirty Harry Cash. Same as Crown Royal. There can only be one, so since I live closer to the sea, I will take ownership of this name. Or we could duel.
Bloody Harry Vane - I'm not sure what to think about that name. I think we also missed a much more important date, September 18 was National Cheeseburger Day. Cheeseburgers are much more important to my life than pirates.
Dread Pirate Read. Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! Not bad, but not very badass either.
Bloody Sam Flint Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Apparently I'm some sort of bad ass fighter pirate with a glass jaw
Mad Charity Cash: Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr! I kind of sound like a pirate hooker
Dirty Grace Vane: You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr! But I picked that I bathe every day? I agree with the blending, because it's the quiet ones you have to watch for...