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Sexiest Songs of All Time

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Jun 25, 2012.

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  1. FreeCorps

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    I don't always have to have music, but if it's one of those nights when I want to set the mood, then I have a few favorites.





    On focus, I was seeing a girl once who, whenever we would hook up at her place she would always put on the same CD of these shitty country songs. She was smoking hot so I let it go, but maybe the 4th or 5th time it hit me. She would do the exact same moves to the same songs to start off. Every-single-time. It was put on CD, get on top, and do the exact same things for foreplay until I reciprocated or we got down to the main event. It was uncanny. I considered switching CD's on her to see what would happen, but things fizzled before I could get a chance.
     
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    What the fuck is up with you honkies?





    Honorable mention to D'Angelo's "How Does It Feel?" Also, half of everything R. Kelly has ever done, toss in some Usher, 90% of Ginuwine's Discography, Ciara - Ride, and so many more I can't name.
     
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  3. The Village Idiot

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    Sexiest song of all time:

     
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  4. dugbrandon

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    The entire Voodoo album from D'Angelo. I once fell asleep while listening to this album. I woke up naked with the sheets strewn about.
     
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    I dig these two. Something about the slow, haunting beat that really gets me. Especially the Fiona Apple one...like let's get it DONE already! Slow teasing always gets me there. Mmmm...yup.



     
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  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    You "knew a guy?" Were his initials MoreCowbell? Why didn't you just put these two on there?

    (aka, Just the Tip)

     
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    This is one of my Top 5 all time songs and bar NONE is my choice for this thread. This song simply drips liquid sex. Ignore all cover versions of it, Isaak's version is the one and only. I'll never tire of it.

     
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    Dude, if I did something that funny, I would be taking credit for it.
     
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    Maybe not the sexiest, but when you're fuckin.' Yeah.

     
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    Yeah, it kinda makes me think of Ron Burgandy. But, I heard it right before a Yoga class last week and all I thought was, 'Hmmm...the creator of this playlist has baby-makin' on the mind."

     
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    Works everytime

     
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    Makes me want my little funky dance.



    Makes me want to hug her. Then turn her into a nice after 5 number.
     
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    Is has been my ringtone about 80% of the time since it first came out.



    The beard, you should have sex with a bearded man always gets me in the mood

    Years ago, a radio station in Australia, I think in Perth, had a 'best song to bonk too' survey and came up with what I still think has to be the sexiest song in history

     
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    As a tribute to the source of my many middle school boners:



    When this came on at a school dance, shit got real, and chaperones freaked.
     
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    I've always wanted to get a lap dance to this song.
    Rev:22-20 from Puscifer



    I love the lines "Even [Jesus] would martyr his mama to ride to hell between those thighs" and "If I've got to sin to see her again then I'm gonna lie and lie and lie."
     
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    Oh Dusty.....
     
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    Country.

     
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    Ohhhhh bitches, please.

     
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