Black Jesus, back a brotha up here: Her name is Catrinel Menghia and she's actually Romanian (no surprise)
That is a dangerous woman. She looks like she'd eat you alive. Shit, she is definitely missing from the list. I'm guessing because Nicki Minge's plastic ass takes up 3 places all on its own. Hmmph. Apparently she does nude modeling. NSFW NSFW
Something that never ceases to amaze me when these sort of threads come up is all of the guys dissing hot women. Don't get me wrong, I think Nicki Minaj's "music" is shit, and according to photographic evidence, she's had butt implants, but I'd still hit it. And here's a serious question for all of you guys dissing her: is she hotter than the last woman you had sex with? If not, post a picture of that woman. (That's right gentlemen, you've been called out) zzr is dead on with that statement. And Roxanne, you look amazing in leather/vinyl... Or nothing at all... You do know that we have a Booby and Booty thread up, don't you? Anyway, to stay on topic, I agree with everyone who posted latinas (Sofia Vergara, Vida Guerra, Salma Hayek). Here's my submission: Morgan Smith Goodwin from the new Wendy's commercials. I know, I talk down about gingers a lot on here, and I would never have a child with one, but I would do bad, bad things with that woman. Plus, she looks like this woman:
The reason for the dissing is this: she is not fucking attractive, not remotely, not ever, and Celebrity Blindnesstm is the only cause of her sex symbolism. I have had sex with dogs' mouths that are more attractive than her.
I would like to get gangbanged by a gaggle of toothless bums than put my penis through the trauma of even wagging it in the direction of Nicki Minaj.
There's no way in hell I'd invade anyone's privacy posting their pictures up here. Second, I could never get her to take those kind of pictures anyway goddammit. Nicki Mange is not attractive, not at all. She looks like Frankenstein's bimbo monster. She looks squished. Almost as if she was made from a Playdough Factory Playset then someone smushed it under their shoe. Last time I saw a mouth like that, it was eating Quinn's boat. I'd sooner fuck Sam Jackson in that pink fright wig. She is a diseased manatee. I'd sooner feed my balls to T-rex. I'll give the girl this, though. With that ass she will never want for a cushion again. Until the implants age, solidify, and copious derriere takes on the appearance of a bag of aquarium rocks.
As much as I would love to get into a reference-insult war here, but I think you have your pound of flesh. If Chater were here, he would have some choice words of not-niceness towards that hunk of rubber dog shit too. Back on track, Kumar's movie girlfriend Danneel Harris. Srsly. Spoiler
I have an irrational hatred of the Wendy's girl. No idea why. She's not unattractive or anything I just... loathe her with every fiber of my being.
Worth sharing... <a class="postlink" href="http://nifmagazine.com/catrinel-menghia-by-sabine-liewald-for-schon-magazine/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://nifmagazine.com/catrinel-menghia ... -magazine/</a>
Scarlett Johansson will always hold a special place in my... heart. (minus her new absolutely-piece-of-shit ink) Spoiler Seriously. How awful are those lines?
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2229565/Victorias-Secret-Fashion-Show-2012-Alessandra-Ambrosio-preparesto-showcase-Victoria-Secrets-2-5-million-Fantasy-Bra.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... y-Bra.html</a> Alessandra Ambrosio. Saying her name gives you a quarter chub. Christ.
The lack of Christina Hendricks in this thread is criminal. I will not stand for it. Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Hers or not? Either way, tits: NSFW
You weren't lying when you said that ink is shit. I mean, wow, it looks like she just let a toddler free hand on her side. I'd still let her suck the skin off my dick though.
The saddedst thing is that she went to France and have it done by Paris' most famous tattoo artist. It must have some sort of signifigance to look so fucking terrible. Besides, "Lucky You" is the female version of getting tribal armband tattoos.