She barely had the words out of her mouth, and I came...

The ex had 2 phrases he used to make me cum almost instantly. It probably doesn't speak well for my mental health, but 'such a good little slut' or 'good girl' makes me gush like a fire hydrant.

 

I like dirty talk, but not of the porn-karaoke kind. Slutty confessions are better, like the time this girl I was screwing told me about how she went on the road with a friend, ran out of money and gave some guy a blow job in order to get a ride home.

Another girl would just switch from being totally mute during sex to suddenly spewing out some Joycean-XXX rant about how she wanted to eat my milky cum and I'd blow all over her dangerously close to cardiac arrest.

 

I shouted "tally hoe" once, in an English accent, after I came once.

 

Sometimes my wife will whisper in my ear breathlessly: "Give it to me. Give it to me". Makes me pop instantly.

 

My ex was a real dirty bitch, she loved to fuck and the only thing she objected to was anal - which I was cool with.
She would say things like "Let me taste your cum" "I want you to cum in my mouth" and that usually did the job...

Other than that the words "Fuck me harder" or "fuck me with that big cock" generally make me pop.

 

An ex of mine would swing between reserved and wild in bed from one time to another, without any indication as to why. I drew the line at preparing constellation maps for planetary alignments trying to figure out the reasons.

One thing she never did was talk dirty. She'd moan exceedingly well, which was just fine with me. Then one time, out of the blue and while I was on top, she sunk her fingers into my ass cheeks and grunted at me to "fill her up".

So I did.

 

Amen to this. If the girl is speaking complete phrases it just seems forced and ridiculous. However, as soon as I hear the girl getting really into it, meaning the only things she is capable of doing is making unintelligible noise, calling out to god, or saying my name, I will lose my shit. I think this has worked out pretty well for me. As she starts to enjoy it more and more, as do I. By the time she is at the aforementioned point, I'm getting close too and as soon as she starts to cum, I'm right behind her and we can all finish with a good experience. Of course, this is confounded by some of those damn women who wont ever cum from sex in which case I just wait for a point where she seems to be enjoying it the most and just tell myself she is cumming. It's strange how closely my arousal is linked to the girl's. If the girl isn't into it, I'll get bored too and probably end up losing my hard-on too.

The only alternative, of course, is bouncing tits. The girl could be dead but if her tits are bouncing, I'm game.

....Not that I did that....

 

"Boom Shaka Laka You Are The Chief Rocka."

Yeah, that's the ticket.

 

Dirty talk is the best but I agree that it really shouldn't be cheesy porn crap. It needs to be... you know... heart-felt. Maybe fuck-felt is a better way of saying it.

Focus: Just about anything with slut in it works for me. 'You dirty fucking slut.' 'What a good little slut.' 'Daddy's best little slut.' and just to be confusing I'll throw in 'Naughty little slut.'

 

How about hilarious porn crap?

There is an old roommate of mine, a lovely little redhead who, after living with her for a year, I'd figured was the sweet innocent type. Seeing as how she'd never brought anyone home, or told any stories, or anything that would suggest otherwise, I always thought I was right on the mark.

Then one day I get home early from work and I clearly hear her going at it with someone behind closed doors. No worries, I'll just change my clothes and head out, and leave them with some privacy, even though I must admit I'm a little intrigued.

Just before I got out the door she yelled one of the most stunningly hilarious things I've ever heard.

"Fuck my dirty shithole!"

I had to cup my hands over my mouth to stifle my laughter, and I sat outside the apartment building for 10 minutes on the stoop trying not to piss myself.

 

"Windows shutting down"

 

The guy I'm banging now gets to the point where he tries to say something and can't get it out. It'll throw me over the edge if I'm close. It's like I stole his reason. I guess I enjoy the thought that sex with me makes him completely incapable of forming words. Now when I text him for sex, I ask if I can make him stutter.
Although if you really want to get me off, you should be doing something other then talking with your mouth. If I'm close to getting off and you bite me, I'll fucking come so hard I'll break things.


Anti-focus: I watch porn but if it has those cheesy lines, it doesn't turn me on. I hate the "Yeah, you like that?" stuff, believe me, If I liked it you wouldn't have to be asking me. I'll be Flailing around and moaning.

 

Any vocals she wants to give are fine with me, but what really kills me is that catch in the breath thing they do when they're getting close to cumming. Like, they have no control over how their diaphram is working. Just kills me.