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Shitty Old Movies

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by gamecocks, Aug 19, 2014.

  1. Currer Bell

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    more obscure burt reynolds movies that i have seen a number of times:

    best little whorehouse in texas (i don't recall if i actually saw this in the theater, but i at least saw it when it came on hbo. i would have been 9/10 yrs old)
    switching channels (i didn't find out till much later that this is a remake of his girl friday. i love it, despite the fact that superman is a complete ass in it)
    best friends (one of those movies that in hindsight is very meh but i liked the actors, it was on hbo, i was a kid with nothing to do)
     
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    yeah there were a few diamonds in the rough
     
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    5 pages in and no robert z'dar movies? for shame.

     
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    how about the 2 essential children as ninja movies?



     
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    i liked the knock of psycho cop better, at least psycho cop 2, which ended with a hilariously bad parody of the rodney king beating of titular psycho cop.

    ive always had a weakness for the horribly bad erotic thrillers starring shannon tweed and andrew stevens.

    can't find night eyes 2 trailer that stars both:


    scorned:


    body chemistry 4
     
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    the pictures in my original post disappeared, so i wanted to reiterate that i discussed "mr. nanny" and "moonwalker".
     
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    krull. having played the video game in the arcade first, i figured, why not see the movie? it was the first movie i ever walked out on. and for its time, and the money spent, the special effects were horrendously bad.

    edit: apparently requires quicktime. go search krull horses on youtube.
     
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    but what about baby liam neeson?

    in all honesty i saw krull higher than a kite with a bunch of very drunk people and loved it (like a year ago). not sure i could have done it sober.
     
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    ftfy

    did somebody already post running man? that's a really bad movie, but i've still seen it several times. richard dawson was great in it, but ahhhnuld was terrible.

    "here is subzero, now . . . plain zero!"

    what a stupid line of dialogue. that's the best they could do? plain zero?

    also, the security panel that arnold "defeats" to get out of rock prison has the code 4-4-5-5-6-6, is in telephone dial pad order, not calculator order, but instead of # 0 *, the bottom row is 10 11 12. (it's the future!)
     
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    hey christmas tree!!!!
     
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    here's one that's so bad it's awesome.

     
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    great thread as i have an unbelievable love of terrible films. especially when somebody was really trying. i was listening to a nerdist podcast this week and jonah really nailed why i just couldn't get into sharknado or sharknado 2 by basically saying they knowingly made a bad movie and where is the fun in that. ed wood thoughts he was doing a good job. that is what makes him interesting.

    anyway there have been a couple in here that i un-ironically enjoy like hudson hawk, krull and the running man. these were staples of a very young dannymac watching late 80's, early 90's premium cable programming.

    some others for the list:

    see jcvd for the first time in no retreat, no surrender



    and the movie that produced my senior yearbook quote, freaked

     
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    5 pages and no mention of bloodsport or maximum overdrive? for shame.
     
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    the worst movie i remember seeing was american cyborg - steel warrior.

    trailer:



    funny review:

     
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    that's because they said shitty movies.

    undefeatable is an amazing flick. and it has what is possibly the worst (best?) fight scene of all time.
     
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    this from the man who fell over himself praising the cinematography of the classic tango and cash.
     
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    for what it's worth, tango and cash had a truly nifty prison break sequence and robert z'dar, but it seems much of its budget went into male hairstyling. it was still a favourite of mine as a kid, i also like the laid-back stallone performance, it did him well. "rambo...is a pussy."

    but it is a dumb buddy cop movie. i mean, the bad guys built a maze at their headquarters for the sole purpose of getting in deadly car chases with monster trucks and pick-ups that shoot stinger missiles!
     
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    road house.

    honestly, that movie should have its own thread. it's 80's trash perfection.



    a tip, kids: never, ever be too stupid to have a good time.
     
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