I wanna fuck you like an animal...probably like a lemur or a meerkat or something. On my birthday, I get to fuck you like a mantis shrimp.
I broke my pinky finger back when I played football in college, which healed crooked and can't be straightened 15+ years later. The worst part is I'm pretty sure this completely ruins any chances of my having tea with the queen.
I've done septic sewer work before, I'm going to be in this shower for a little longer. Need more soap.