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Silly Billy Pilgrim, Weekend Drunk Thread 9/28/12-9/30/07

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 28, 2012.

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  1. Frank

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    You get an "F" for effort.
     
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    I'm sorry I can't hear you over SLURPSLUPRSLURRRRRP
     
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    "A car hit me when I was trying to save a stray kitten."

    "Couple punks went to work on me... but i got that old woman's purse back."

    "I'm going as a Pez Dispenser for Halloween."

    "You wouldn't believe how difficult it is to toss your own salad."

    "Stop staring at my spinal meningitis *COUGH COUGH*"

    "I had a body transplant at the neck. They said this nameless drifter had the body of Brad Pitt, what do you think?"

    "Aliens put a chip in my neck, but I got that fucker out. Want to go into that field and watch for crop circles?"

    "Nobody cared who I was until I had the scars on my neck. Now all that matter is the PLAN! Crashing this titty bar... with no survivors!" Say it in a Sean Connery voice.
     
    #243 CharlesJohnson, Oct 5, 2012
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    I drank a bit of beer. Then I drank a bit of wine.

    Now how the fuck am I supposed to brine a turkey? Fail.
     
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    "Fuckin' Zetas thought they could move in on MY territory."
     
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    Reminds me of this:

     
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    Wooooooo! Atlanta! Liquor stores that are open past nine. I think i might have to stay here permanently.
     
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  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Sexy.

     
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    The cat chronicles continue. I caught a cat earlier today with no trouble. Then when I was helping the other woman out later tonight we were seen by my huge, loud, drunk neighbor. He started harassing us and yelling and calling us motherfuckin bitches. The security guards had to call the police.

    Not really how I wanted to spend my Friday night, but whatever.
     
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    Oh, so Belgium is great and travelling is great and one assumes my idea of going to some important battlesites and cemetaries isn't snobbery; but god forbid I get any beer here. That is, in fact, the #1 reason I'm here, the brewery happens to be in the area and I took advantage of the coincidence. Fuck, I didn't realize I was such a horrible person for doing that.

    Honestly you fuckers are putting way more into the beer thing than there is. Yeah, I like beer. So do a lot of people. Oktoberfest just finished and about 7 million people per year visit - are they a bunch of snobs who think going to Oktoberfest makes them better people? Aren't they such massive tools for going on vacation to drink beer?

    Man, I also like to eat a lot of local food when I travel, what a fucking moron I am. I can always just cook that shit at home.
     
    #250 ghettoastronaut, Oct 6, 2012
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    Two more. Then I'm done.

     

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    Wolf shirt = success. Stage 1: introduction complete. Also for some reason i ended up with a snake tonight. Snakes are rad as fuck.
     
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    Gee, Parker, thanks for the effort. Alas, nobody responded to your requests either. (Well, I'm assuming that many of the ladies here PM you pictures of their boobs, like they do for me, but I meant on the board.) And, I could use some cheering up, too.

    Because the "infield fly play" happened right in front of me. Awful, just awful. It was a terrible call obivously, but the Braves left 12 runners on base and committed 3 costly errors. Wasn't mean to be . . .

    I've been to A LOT of games over the years. I've never seen the Braves' fans react like this. We're usually a polite and tolerant fan base - when they Braves boo you and throw shit at you, you know you screwed up. Spoilered for size.


    Yes, that is a Chuck Taylor high top shoe, a glove and a hat amongst the beer bottles. The other shoe came flying out later. Some pretty good arms in the stands, though. I only got hit by one plastic water bottle - most everything else cleared the warning track easily.
     

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    I imagine whoever threw that shoe probably wanted it back after they threw it....Unless of course they brought a 3rd shoe for the hell of it.
     
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    Not that I don't want this to take up another 2.5 pages of thread, but I'm pretty sure he was just busting your balls because your tone came off as a bit smug and condescending. Everybody is happy you're getting your sudsies with the men in robes, you just seemed a wee bit pretentious about it.
     
    #255 Nom Chompsky, Oct 6, 2012
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    Guess what I'm thankful for?

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    You and I have a different opinion of the definition of the word pretentious, sir.
     
    #257 ghettoastronaut, Oct 6, 2012
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    Nah, he's right. You usually come off as a smug, condescending douche. HEY GUYS IM SO CULTURED READING FRENCH PROSE IN MC-FUCKING-DONALDS IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE HERE RIGHT?
     
    #258 FreeCorps, Oct 6, 2012
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    I'm so cultured I put Bush in a can in a $400 cooler.

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    How do you find room for beer AND the chopped up hooker? I need you to come help me with my freezer space.

    Tonight is pork night. Fried pork chunk night. And beer. Oktoberfest beer, in a boot. I am so excited I might piddle a little.
     
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