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Silly Billy Pilgrim, Weekend Drunk Thread 9/28/12-9/30/07

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 28, 2012.

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  1. mya

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    Shoot, I am still trying to figure out how a pharmacist is flitting all over Europe working. Hell, I can't even drive 10 miles to the east and cross the state line without having to maintain 2 additional license and apply for a new DEA number.
     
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    Because he's CANADIAN. Didn't you get the memo?
     
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Special homosexual exemption.
     
  4. mya

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    By request.
     
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    Best loophole ever.
     
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    I'm confused as to what just happened, but I won't question the methods of the mods.

    By the way - I'll go gay for some trappist monk beer.
     
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    Damn, talk about inflation. Back in my day girls would go gay for half a bottle of peppermint schnapps, a few keystone lights, and the promise that the red light meant that the camera was not recording.
     
  8. mya

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    Hey, my standards are just a bit higher than some others.
     
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    What a coincidence. I have both trappist beer and, if the rumours are true, a vagina.
     
  10. mya

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    Psshh, like I would fall for that one.



    Again.
     
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    Are you sure? I'm having some recurrent UTIs and I need someone to make it better.
     
  12. mya

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    Just pee after sex and you should be just fine.

    I am going to share this here (knowing that it is probably not everybody's cup of tea) because I stumbled across it, it is beautiful and everybody should have the chance to listen.

     
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    The 50 state system is pretty interesting and amazing, but that is definitely one of the more annoying downsides. I moved to NH earlier this year and have to commute back into Boston, MA to work because of licensing reasons. Bleh.
     
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    Naughty. I like it.
     
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    I did not claw a bitch's eye out last night. But, I did agree to see my ex next weekend who's coming to DFW to play with the symphony. I am a total sucker whenever I see or hear him play. Ugh.
     
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    I'm sure it will work out out fine and you won't be emotionally confused whatsoever afterwards. Promise.
     
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    I think you confused DFW with DTF
     
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    Texas symphony. What does he play, the spoons or the washboard?

    HEYO! I'm sure he's a lovely boy and doesn't have any neck tattoos.

    T-minus 30 minutes to pork and beer overdose. If I'm not back in the morning, send a coroner. Tell my mother... I died well.
     
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    Oh my. This girl makes me happy.




    There is no such thing as a pork and beer overdose. They cancel each other's negatives out.
     

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