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Silly Billy Pilgrim, Weekend Drunk Thread 9/28/12-9/30/07

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 28, 2012.

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  1. TX.

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    The Mad Pooper

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    He plays the jug.
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    Cool, he and ghetto should jam.

    Ghetto is a wizard on the African skin flute.
     
    #282 Nom Chompsky, Oct 6, 2012
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    Be sure not to perform this show in Texas, ghetto. French homosexual miscegenation is the trifecta of offenses.
     
    #283 Gravy, Oct 6, 2012
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    My FWB is going through some sort of sexual revelation right now and she's currently out on a date with a ridiculously hot girl. I pushed her toward dating a girl for purely selfless reasons, but karma has decided to reward me for my benevolence. In about 2 hours when the bar closes, I'm meeting them for a night cap.
    Don't wait up!
     
    #284 Popped Cherries, Oct 7, 2012
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    Sexing Kate Hudson is sure treating the Muse lead singer well. While I have never found him particularly attractive, he is doing something for me tonight.

    Isn't somebody here supposed to have a thing on SNL tonight? Anybody know what it is? I recall reading something about it ....somewhere.
     
    #285 mya, Oct 7, 2012
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    I think ssycko wrote something for the show airing tonight.
     
    #286 Pussy Galore, Oct 7, 2012
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    How the fuck did I live a year without a car?
     
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    True. We skip the trial and go straight to the hanging.
     
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    So hungover. Thrown out of three bars last night. A good birthday.
     
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    Wedding is finally over, hungover as hell but had a good time, now to the beach for a week.
     
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    It was ssycko, but given what he does, my bet is that he is doing AV work for it.
     
    #291 MoreCowbell, Oct 7, 2012
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    What the hell is with girls wearing "going clubbin'" dresses to the library? Three of them today. They just roll out of bed, hack up some old sperm, and go rent some DVDs? Because, yeah, the library is the Blockbuster of 2012. Holy hell do they do a big DVD business. They also had a few books there.
     
    #292 CharlesJohnson, Oct 7, 2012
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    Yeah, but where as Blockbuster had pretty much every culture of person frequent it over the years, the library DVD section has, let's say humans stuck in a really embarrassing point in evolution. "Oh, DUDE they have the whole first season of She's The Sherriff!!!! We gotta get this!!"

    As for chicks performing a Walk of Shame in a place like that on a sunday, I have nothing. Of course the best weekend to observe the Walk Of Shame is in a few more weeks on Halloween weekend. That sunday morning....FUCK it's hilarious watching a dude in a caveman loincloth dragging a plastic club waiting for the bus in searing daylight with the hooker policewomen.
     
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    I grossly overestimated my alcohol tolerance last night. It was just terrible. I was supposed to be DD, too, but el husband ended up driving (he was just about stone cold sober after a few beers over 3 hours) and we sat on the side of the road for an hour, during which time I puked. Then an hour later when we got home, I puked again. Oh, and how many drinks did I have? 3. Three. Over 3 hours. Plus about a gallon of water. I fucking suck.
     
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    Maybe it's not that bad, and you just got sick because you are with child.
     
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    On the upside, you have already figured out how to make it up to el husband?
     
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    FUCKING MY LITTLE PONY CONVENTION

    This shit makes me irrationally angry and laugh at the same time.

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    No shit you get strange looks, you fucking rapist in waiting. His name is "Stalker." I love it when their names are also descriptions. Makes policing so much easier. "That damn Stalker was watching my kid on the toilet again!" See how that works?
     
    #297 CharlesJohnson, Oct 7, 2012
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    I'm confused.

    I keep reading posts from guys whose female partners are going off to hook up with other women, and you're all excited about it. It doesn't bother you that your significant other is doing things with someone else that they usually only do with you? Boyfriend wouldn't be happy if I hooked up with a girl, and I wouldn't want to. I understand that there are all sorts of different relationships, and that's totally cool, but what I don't understand is this weird exception for women in otherwise monogamous relationships to hook up with other women.

    Am I the only person who feels this way? Does this sound unreasonably naive? Is it just because lesbian sex is hot and sensibility be damned?
     
    #298 sisterkathlouise, Oct 7, 2012
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    I'll just leave this here for you CJ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8tVoriImK8

    Edit: I don't know why it won't embed.

     
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    Posted basically the same thing in the TiBette thread but thought I'd post here too since I'm under a time limit. Owning the same coat in two different colors (black/grey). Ok or not ok?
     
    #300 SwampDonkey, Oct 7, 2012
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