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Silly Billy Pilgrim, Weekend Drunk Thread 9/28/12-9/30/07

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 28, 2012.

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  1. Flat_Rate

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    Sam Adams and Yeungling are already iced down and ready to go, my cousins will just have to deal with the fact that Busch Light won't be served.

    Some of them are actually bringing their own Busch, that's real beer to them.
     
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    My good female friend, in a discussion about girls, asked me what my type was and then told me to look through her Facebook pictures and give her an example...I unknowingly chose her 19 year old cousin. I'd feel like a creep if she wasn't so damn attractive. The perfect combination of cute and sexy. Whoops, she can call me in 4-5 years.
     
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    Better than her 16 year old cousin.
     
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    Roomate came home with the Operation board game and a deep fryer today. He did good, he did good.
     
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    I turned 34 today. I am getting old but at I have a bottle of Tito's to drink.
     
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    Someone did a good thing for all mankind:

    <a class="postlink" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea3RAkGqYC8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea3RAkGqYC8</a>

    (It's not letting me embed it for some reason.)
     
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    Can anyone confirm my suspicion that Burning Man is really a festival filled with half naked girls doing oddball things in the middle of a desert?
     
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    I hear that, I also hear it's filled with filthy bearded hippies which is not exactly my cup of tea. Either way I picture lots of hacky-sackin' a-happenin'. I know that it's sun-parched and in the middle of Scorched Earth Nowhere, that's all I can confirm.

    ...And there is a burning man. Hey, I GET IT NOW!!!!
     
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    the people I know who go to BM are pretty hot and had lots of half-naked pics from this year.
     
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    Remind me to never have a daughter. You make her laugh, you dress her in cute little onesies. Then you teach her to ride a bike, send her off to her first day of school. You cry at her elementary school graduation. Next thing you know she's half naked in the desert, wearing nothing but a thong and nipple tassles, high out of her mind, getting double fucked by out of shape hippies while more filthy hippies watch.

    If I do have a daughter, she's getting shipped off to an ashram in The Himalayas until either I'm dead or she hits menopause.
     
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    I live far enough away to keep her safe from it, but.... FUCK MAN, you're making me want to stomp a basket of kittens right now. I'm still hoping she might lez out when she comes of age. Much safer.
     
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    Wow you guys have awesome views on young womens sexuality. My sister just got married went to Fiji on her honeymoon. Does it bother me what she did during that? Hell no. If when i have a daughter I'll treat her with.the same respect for her privacy.

    I say that now, but if when I have a daughter my attitude may change.
     
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    Yeah, honey moon in Fiji. Totally the same as candy flipping and going DVDA with the surviving members of the Manson family.
     
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    Baby girl is sick so naturally her father is not taking her this weekend. There goes one of my two weekends this month. Eh sleep and catching up on school work are over rated anyway.
     
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    Two three day weekends in a row?

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    Spoilered because gif.
     
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    Gifs are my favourite!

    Slow and steady wins the race.

     

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    I won't hear a bad word about candy flipping. If God was real and loved us, he would give us candy flipping.

    Hmmm. Shit. Maybe the spoon does bend after all.

    I am tempted to have another trip to the US just to hit up Burning Man. In other news, I met up with some friends for a quick beer at lunch, but the pub we went to gave us each a jug and no glasses. That was the end of that work day. At 2pm. Now I'm just waiting for crew to rock up for impromptu drinks at mine. ALl of thi is ideal, except I have a family birthday breakfast to attend tomorrow. Hmmm.
     
    #157 AlmostGaunt, Oct 5, 2012
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    Well I'm house sitting until the 14th and the house is filled with booze (They are very nice hosts). I managed 5 whole day's without dipping into the open bottles, I have 9 days left, I'm not sure how I'm gonna make it.

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    I am 35 years old today, sharing the birthday with Alexander Keith.

    I feel nothing. It's great being a dude.
     
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    Happy Birthday, and at least you can get Alexander Keith's IPA there.
     
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