This is the girl I thought looked prettier without makeup than with it. I brought up the pictures at a birthday last night, and all the other girls in attendance agreed with me. I think the iridescent shade of lipstick she's wearing in the made-up photo fucks it all up, though the eye makeup is fine.
I'd say cats are stupid again but I'm sure a dog would do that too. My lab has run into the screen door a number of times.
The Arrow of Light is what you get when you transition from Cub to Boy Scout. We just had some white kids dressed up like Indians shoot arrows into hay bales in my elementary school's cafeteria. Boy Scouts are pretty damn good at hokey ceremonies, I tell ya what.
Hokey ceremonies. Ridiculous rights of passage. Arcane, spooky language. Latent homosexuality. Closeted leaders. Fixation of young boys' youth and then transition to manhood, involving decorated ceremony. Is the above described A. Boy Scouts B. Catholic Church C. Nom's birthday D. All of the above *Hint: it's all of the above.
That's Samantha Saint. When she first started, she was ridiculously attractive, like the hot girl at your HS who everyone lusted after. Then she got her lips done and now she is starting to look cartoonish. Its a shame.
I do not disagree with this. Besides, there ain't no better face to put the fear of God into you, than Gary Busey's face. http://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/6-com...busey-should-be-the-next-pope/#prclt-41HXIJUc
At this point I almost feel sad for Gary. He's kind of like the slow kid down the block. You can only get him to eat worms for just so many times before it gets pathetic.
Let him forever be a reminder why motorcycle helmets exist. I AM jealous of his babysitter, though. What a medicine cabinet that would be to rummage through.
If you do the entire end of a hallway, keep the lights off, and scare your sleeping friend into running down the hall, believe me: it works. And it doesn't tickle when you slam into it, either. It actually knocks the living piss out of people.
Lets face it Nom, there's really only one man that could've done that call justice. And now here we are.
Entered the PTP (Pick the Pope) pool at my local bar. Closest person to the date and time (EST) when the cardinals pick the next pope wins. I'm hoping for a protracted process.
Speaking of which, do you at least pay lip service to Crossfit by going to one of their gyms once or twice a month? It's a gym filled with hot women that like big strong guys, you'd be a moron not to at least go.
The joy with which a city's strippers expect a Republican Convention is only rivaled in magnitude by the fear of altar boys faced with a papal conclave.
People who should be Pope: Katy Perry because tits. George W. Bush Carrot Top (brings own props) Lars Ulrich from Metallica Peter Dinklage Bart D Ehrman (Christian scholar/Prof at Chapel Hill. Very sensible choice) Beetlejuice A ripe tomato My gay neighbor with the huge Brazilian nipples This bottle of Scotch That woman on Hoarders with the bathroom full of dirty diapers Joe Piscopo And finally, the number one person who should be Pope... Putin.