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SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. T0m88

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    It's cool if you like guys.

    I got friends who fuck guys.

    ...In jail.

    I mean, c'mon. Kudos for the athleticism, but these gals are only distinguishable from dudes because some of them sorta have breasts and they have long hair and eyeliner. If you got Jason Momoa a boobjob, he'd fit right in there.
     
  2. toddamus

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    Those girls are impressive athletically, but I'm not attracted to super buff strong girls. Maybe some guys appreciate that, maybe they like someone who can hold them tight and protect them. A girl who is athletic and toned is undoubtably sexy, a girl who is ripped like Arnold less so.
     
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    I think the difference is between your serious Crossfit girls, and your Crossfit athletes. You go to a Crossfit gym, and the serious girls are the ones with the tight bodies and asses you drool over. Knocking out WODs a couple times a week and eating right. That list was basically the top athletes in the sport who are competing professionally in events that a lot of times require a good amount of brute strength. For example, the grenade abs that alot of them get is just not feminine. That and the shoulders.

    Granted she's flexing, but gah
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    Actually, I think I should be Pope. I could wander around waving my hand in a vague cruciform pattern, mumbling unintelligibly in what others will mistake for Latin. I would launch a crusade against Bulgaria, sell priceless works of art to buy some really good sacramental wine, and immediately lift the ban on women priests, as long as they're hot.
    Flugelhorns and bass guitars would be required accompaniments for all masses, and communion wouldn't be some cardboard wafer, it would be double cheeseburgers. Plus, I would get to wear red shoes and a funky hat.
     
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    Guy or gal? You decide!
     

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    I've met Camille Leblanc-Bazinet in person at my uni's gym two years ago. She's super super super (super super) hot. I'll leave the fatties to you.
     
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    Easiest place to meet skinny girls who don't look like men? Methodone clinic. Granted they might look like freshly dead corpses, but not men.
     
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    Yep, met Lauren Plumbly (sp?) at a wedding a year or so ago and she was easily the hottest woman in the room. And the bride/her friends were all NFL cheerleaders or model-actresses from LA.

    She is insanely gorgeous and the muscles don't look really scary in person...it just looks sexy. I literally gasped when I saw her...I didn't know a human being could be so amazingly gorgeous.
     
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    I love fit girls, but most of the Crossfit girls that are super jacked are on some sort of Anabolic cycle. The shoulders give it away every time.
     
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    Those are actually the two from that list that are the most attractive.

    Camille just has a stupidly pretty face, and doesn't have a frightening stomach like Thorisdotter has. That list actually chose terrible pictures where her shoulders look hulking. Either of these, she looks great.

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    But otherwise yea, you're TOTALLY right, there is no middle in between having abs you could grate a hard Parmesan on vs looking like someone from People of Walmart.
     
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    I'm not one to cast aspersions on what one may like, but I'm in agreement on this issue, at least as to what I find attractive in women. These girls? They're not it (for me). If you like 'em? Have at it. That's why there's more than one flavor of ice cream.
     
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    Those girls are too jacked. I don't want to break my pelvis bone pounding into that. Would I fuck them if they asked? Yes, but they simply do not inspire my penis. I also want tits and ass that bounce. The main thing I'm turned off by is that thigh muscle that protrudes over the knee, I don't like that at all. That's the shit I don't like. Winterbike they are all yours, because I don't want these chicks breaking me in half.
     
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    There are things people don't realize here:
    1. Most of the pictures are taken when the girls are performing lifts. Anyone can look jacked when lifting heavy stuff (sure, go ahead, disagree fatty).
    2. There's nothing next to the girls to properly evaluate their size. Camille weighs about 125lbs. She'd look pretty small in everyday clothes. We're not talking about Gaby Garcia here.
     
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    I'm pretty most men don't need comparison objects to determine if they're hot or not. Its the 50 million extra muscles and lack of feminine softness that is turning men off, regardless if they're 5'1" or 5'7". Too jacked, is too jacked. Let's not get out of pocket here. You're talking some binary shit here.
     
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    Are you trying to sound like a condescending jag or is it lost in translation cause we're not speaking French? Most people commenting also have made contributions to the workout thread, so I think we know the difference between resting and contracted muscle.

    Oh look...
    Not to mention, I think everyone here has agreed that Camille Leblanc-Bazinet is hot. But the others...

    What heavy weight is she holding here?
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    Nope, just the proportioned upper body of a dude.

    Oh, those abs are rippling cause she's in the middle of a ghost deadlift, my bad...
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    But continue missing the point and trolling away.
     
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    No one is saying women with defined muscles is bad, look at women who rock climb. Their muscles are defined but I don't think anyone here would say they are masculine looking. Its the sheer volume of muscles that makes them look non-feminine.
     
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    Another bucket for monsieur! ... and perhaps a hose.
     
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    Andrea Ager.

    Super ripped, but also undeniably cute as hell.

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    Sorry about that part I got taken away. I guess Tom's view irks me a little. No need for your vagina to be so sandy though.
     
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    Since I basically accused anyone who liked those girls of being secretly partial to the ol' pork sausage, I won't take issue with the fact you decided that means I must be a hogbeast-galloper.

    That being said, there can only be one way to decide this.

    Deadlifts at dawn, sirrah!

    (For reference, my ideal body type is something along the lines of this: moderately NSFW)

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