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SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. gamecocks

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    It does discriminate. Those children are never offered the opportunity to be molested by a "straight" man.
     
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    You are close. You can have gay sex on "The Down-low" and still not be gay. Just ask football players.
     
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    So... Corona nailed it with their latest commercial.

     
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    Another cool beer commercial from Carlsberg.

     
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    That agency is actually in my office building. Cramer+Krasselt. I'd kill to work there, and get on that Corona account, but since they've been killing it for so long, they can choose to be picky as shit...and they are.
     
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    They're lucky to have those dudes, because Corona is shit beer.
     
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    Wait, Corona is beer? Man, I feel ripped off. This whole time I thought I was drinking Mexican piss.
     
    #287 MoreCowbell, Mar 13, 2013
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    Ahem, I think you mean donkey piss. How dare you insult Mexicans by comparing their urine to Corona.
     
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    Sometimes I love you guys.
     
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    They've recently (finally) been starting to put Modelo Especial on tap around where I live. Tecate is good, for what it is. Indio is starting to show up EVERYWHERE, and I fucking love it.

    There's some vodka out there that's gaining a lot of popularity because it is run over women's breasts before it is bottled. Apparently, Corona gets similar treatment, except that it is run over fermenting dog shit before it gets bottled.
     
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    Oh yeah? How much?

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    Maybe I'm more innocent than some of you but that giff or whatever is kind of fucked up.
     
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    Sol is ten times worse than Corona. Freshly discharged rectum leakage, that nectar is.
     
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    Why would anyone ever bother to drink Mexican beer? Wherever you are there is always a better option. I don't care if your in a Mexican restaurant or on a beach or whatever, there is always something better available.
     
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    I have a fear boner right now. I am mostly afraid of the site that this comes from considers this "sex" and not a robot blowie with a human as proxy. I just imagine Dr. Krieger from Archer standing behind her with a clipboard, yelling "Goddammit, it broke another one's neck! When will I not have to use stupid human women?"

    As terrified as I would be to get head from the Terminator love machine here.....still, sounds like fun.

    Also, twenty bucks says this thing has a modification that will make it fit a microwaved cantaloupe or some small animal.
     
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    Here's some stuff
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    Well I'm gonna post again since the rum says I should. For some reason imgur wont let me upload gifs right now, but here's a good picture
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    And some more Pantera
     
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    This right here is why I think having a girl on top is my favorite position.
     
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    Tis a beautiful view
     
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    Re: Re: SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

    Seconded, the motion passes.
     
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