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SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. effinshenanigans

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    Samoas are, by far, the worst cookie ever. It tastes like someone sprinkled saw dust over stale Keebler fudge shoppe cookies and then put them in the microwave for a minute under a papertowel soaked in stagnant pond water.

    Thin mints. There is no other. There is no competition.
     
  2. FreeCorps

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    I'm so very sorry for the terrible childhood accident you must have had that rendered your taste buds inoperable.

    Samoas? Get out.
     
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    Well, yes and no. He had a great public image, yes, but his papacy was also a bit of a saint factory, and he made some other changes along the way as well. It could have been quite different, and putting someone that could be in power for 20+ years is a huge risk to take, especially at this stage of the game. The last thing they'd want to do is elect someone who is a young unknown quantity and discover that a) they've elected a Bernard Law, or b) a radical reformer who's going to change a lot, and then be stuck with the guy for another 30 years / have him secretly assassinated like John Paul I.

    I, for one, was rooting for the Canadian guy. That would have been hilarious. "Canadian Pope" is a joke unto itself. Imagine it: "The Canadian Pope announced today that playing in your first hockey game is now a sacrament." "The Canadian Pope today mandated the replacement of communion wine with maple syrup." "The Canadian Pope has just released a new papal bull declaring that all prayers are now to end with 'Amen, eh?'"

    Further:

    "The Canadian Pope today announced that it is 'fucking bullshit' that only banks and public servants get Easter Monday off, and called for all of the country to be rewarded with a 4-day weekend."

    "The Canadian Pope was nowhere to be seen in Vatican City this Christmas; rumours abound that he has gone home to his native Canada to indulge in Boxing Day sales."

    "The Canadian Pope is in talks with NHL commissioner Gary Bettman to introduce an expansion team to Vatican City."

    Also! A Canadian would have taken charge of the ISS the same day a Canadian was crowned pope. Our plan for domination was almost complete! And then ruined by that lousy Argentinian.
     
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    I seem to recall him directly aiding in the cover-up of hundreds of sexual assaults of small children. Just like every pope. Just like the new guy will as well. JPII wore a mask of a great person, but what he believes is true than that means he is currently roomies with Hitler.
     
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    Actually he actively tried combating it. He probably didn't do the best job responding to it as quick as he could have, but that's not a cover up.
     
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    Lighten up, Francis.
     
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    Did not die driving or skiiing! w00t

    I was looking into Blackberry's new Z10. BestBuy is advertising this amazing new feature available on the Z10. It may very well revolutionize the cell phone industry, making it more convenient to carry into meetings, or funerals.

     

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    You know, to be honest, the ONE thing I miss from having a Blackberry is its ability to have highly customizable notification settings. I have multiple mailboxes on my Android device, and would love the flexibility I had with my BB. Different vibration notifications for every damn thing imaginable? Check. I loved having that feature, especially when I was on call and was at the movies or doing something that required me to set my phone to vibrate. It would allow me to set work emails to one vibration patter, work phone calls to another, and then I could completely mute personal notifications. Android devices blow at that.

    Also, I can't believe how many of you hate Samoa Girl Scout cookies. Ridiculous.
     
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    PREACH OH FUCKING GOD PREACH!

    For the love of tits I cannot fucking understand why I can't set different text notifications for contacts or even GROUPS of contacts. On my blackberry I'd know when my parents would text me, when a girl would text me, when a co-worker would text me vs when a guy friend would text me. It'd really help with the "Do I need to get up and see who it is? Nope, I'll finish this episode of whatever, and get up when its done." There are apps that allow custom text message tones and/or email notications, but the way Androids have their software set up its a fucking nightmare. For some goddamn reason it syncs all of your contacts between Google and whatever your phone's system is (for me T-Mobile) so when you fire up these apps its showing duplicates or even triplicates of contacts and its a pain to organize any of them.
     
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    Fixed that for you...
     
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    It sounds like what you need is an app that beams every single thing directly into your head like the way Neo learned Kung fu. That way you don't have to be burdened with such daunting tasks like moving your fingers, using your eyes or speaking English.
     
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    Ah, you remember where you live right?
     
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    For all of you bitching about which cookie is better, until you've tried one of these you might as well not eat any.

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    Biscuit bottom with a big ball of marshmallow then covered in chocolate, these cookies are the fucking bomb.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Kim has dark hair, a curvy figure, and huge natural tits. Yes, her voice sucks, but she doesn't do anything especially annoying. I do not understand your hate for her.
     
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    Some women's bodies do not do well with pregnancy. Hers strikes me as one of those. Either that or she has no clue how to dress during pregnancy. She does not look good in my opinion.

    In regards to how annoying her voice actually is, this video always cracks me up:
     
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    Well I bought an apple pie in memory of pie day. I guess I couldn't be bothered to make one.

    I once met a girl who claimed to have memorized pi to something like 150 places. Sigh. The one who got away. Wonder what she's up to.
     
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    So that Lena Dunham chick from Girls really likes to get naked.

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    She reminds me of Meg Griffin. And James Gandolfini.

    Oh, that's mean. I apologize.

    Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I am confident of this.
     
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    I don't know. There's a slight chance she's eating pie.
     
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