Selena Gomez has such a baby face. She is absolutely adorable but as far from sexy as you can get. I don't care if she's legal, if you're fapping to that you're probably fapping to kiddie porn.
Replacement Becky was "Barbie" on Scrubs. She's a hot Canuck. Original and Later Becky I think was played by Jon Lovitz. I watched Roseanne every week with my folks (I think it was Tuesday night) up until that fake season when they won the lottery. Dan was the best thing about that show for me. Also the brothers Mark and David (John Galecki, who looks absolutely zero years different in age). I was Becky in the hidden episodes. All shows have episodes that were banned from TV, like that episode of Star Trek when Kirk caught that alien Clap, or the banned episode of The Andy Griffith Show: "Otis Joins The Klan".
Roseanne was an amazing show. Definitely made a television family my family could identify with. I hate clicking DB's nsfw tags. I really need to stop doing that. It's not like I ever actually miss out on anything.
So instead of clicking on Dixie's pictures, I play a fun little game and poke my eyes out to save me the trouble of clicking on the links. The pain is always the same, if not easier on my eyes.
It's clear who the hotter Becky was: ..I used to love how they would throw inside jokes about the back-and-forth switch.
Someone post some naughtier music than this.....I've included multiple genres for this challenge. $100 to the winner based on votes across all genres. Naughty people unite. MODS? Set it up? For the record, I'm not a racist, misogynist, hate crimer or whatever else the offended might dream up about me. It's more like, "WOW, someone actually recorded that." I'm just drunk on the drunk thread wondering how much depravity in musical form can be squeezed from the discourse.
The Becky on the left looks like she's in a monk costume. Ghetto's dream woman? In other news, this stuff is deeeelicious: Spoiler
I didn't even realize the two songs that immediately popped into my head were by the same person, but, I'd like to submit my theme song: Which I have quoted to my dad, and others. And this one: Which I have quoted to no one. But, I'll always have a soft spot for this one: Which won "DJ Of The Millennium" Reward when it was played at a bar mitzvah I attended (which, just to be clear, is a party of 13-year-old Jews).
Those pussy-fags at Youtube don't have any non-instrumental version of MC Ren's "behind the scenes", and since that is the one and only song I would post for this theme, here are the lyrics: Spoiler Now this is the bitch who makes straight A's But never got to leave out of the house back in de dayz And when she was at school she gave people dirty looks She always carried books and thought me and my friends were crooks You always see the bitch in the classes She never wore pants she wore a dress and some glasses Teachers used to rag, she was the teacher's pet Every nigguz used to brag how much they wanna make her wet Straight to her butt cuz yo she ain't tall But you would say fuck her when you saw the bitch walk Ass hanging out by the pound And that's another reason why niggas wanted to get her panties down She kept to herself in the hallways And never looked at niggas like old day And when the last bell rang she was gone So one day I decided to follow the bitch home Her mother was at work she would'nt get home 'till 6 So it was time for ren to put the bitch in the mix Cuz back in the school it was every nigguz dream So now it's time to get a closer look behind the scene! "all the pimps, the whores, the pulldaggers, the cocksuckers Gave 100$ bill just to see" Now I made it to her house but she would'nt let me in though So I said fuck it, smack around to the window She get into the room and start to undress Now I'm biting on my lips saying "damn this bitch is blessed!" The doorbell rang, it was the nextdoor neighbor And he was axing up could she do him a favor She grabbed de nigga's hand and took him in the room And layed on the back as he fucked her with a broom She said she wanted back up so then she said She wanted him to eat the pussy so she grabbed his head And he started eating it like a thanksgiving dinner He made the bitch come and then he put his dick up in her She scratched up his back with her claws But she was screaming so loud he had to gag her with his drawers But after they finish fucking yo the bitch took a shower To wash off the sweat from the last half hour The bitch put out some bud and then she started to smoke Took his wicked jack daddy and made a few miles of coke The nigga said shit gotta go Bcuz this innocent little girl is a ho! YO BEHIND THE SCENES! "nobody in .. my neighborhood" MiX Now I went back to school the very next day And I knew that my niggas won't believe what I had to say I told them what I saw and nigguz said "yeah right" So I told the mothafuckaz to come over there tongiht Now there's 10 real niggas at her window Waiting to see a ho like at a matinee show They thought that I was lying cuz we waited 1 hour And when we started to leave the bitch walked out da shower Ass on the round the bitch do it in her bed Her bottomlips was hanging and she started fingerbanging Her daddy walked in and started beating her with a belt The bitch was so hot she made the leather start to melt But she was liking it Yelling "daddy give it to me harder" Then he took off all his cloth and start fucking his doughter My niggas outside did'nt believe what they would see-some But when her mama got home, they turned into a threesome Her mama ate the pussy while her daddy doggy styled it The family prayed together and they also laid together I could'nt take them all cuz I was too much of a man So I jumped right through the window with my dick in my hand The dad and the mom kept doing what they were doing Cuz now it was even it was 2 against 2 But a couple minutes after I was in All my niggas jumped in all 10 yo behind the scenes! "This was a bitch that did the whole crew" "yes daddy I love you" "She like suckin' on dicks .. and lickin' on nutts .. and they even take The broomstick on her butt!" ...I believe the operating word is "YIKES." Too bad I can't post it, that song has one of the sickest beats ever.