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SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. gamecocks

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    Banned? I'm pretty sure that one still airs in syndication down here. Pretty sure I saw it last week on channel 12.
     
    #461 gamecocks, Mar 20, 2013
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    and went on to leave Ted at the altar.

    except from when he was Russ in Christmas Vacation.
     
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    A recently discovered picture of Otis after joining the Wu Tang Clan.

    That was what you meant, right?
     

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    This is the most twisted bastard that has ever lived.

    [​IMG]
     
    #464 CharlesJohnson, Mar 20, 2013
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    CJ, I so want to do that to the guys here at work. I'm not sure which is worse, the guy that spent 32 minutes in the bathroom or the guy that timed him and told me about it... This could be a handy tool. Thank you sir.
     
    #465 Hoosiermess, Mar 20, 2013
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    I mean you could get the first wipe using roll of tape like a scoop then finish off by wiping your ass with the picture of Mr Jigsaw.
     
    #466 Kubla Kahn, Mar 20, 2013
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    I know I'm a little late to the party, but this song is both inappropriate and hilarious, so if you aren't already familiar, perhaps you should be. If my friend V gets drunk enough, she will perform the whole song acapella, and it's incredible.

     
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    Much better easy- e:


     
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  9. Crown Royal

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    Could somebody please explain the difference between an oenophile and drunk to me?
     
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    An oenophile is a drunk with a thesaurus.
     
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    I don't see why you need a two dollar word to advertise that you like getting shitfaced.
     
    #471 Crown Royal, Mar 20, 2013
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    I have a fucking migraine that won't stop throbbing behind my right eye. I'm actually losing vision on that side and I don't have time to go to a doctor. Fucking hell.
     
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  13. Nom Chompsky

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    Especially when that's 2 bucks that could be spent buying a bottle of wine.
     
    #473 Nom Chompsky, Mar 20, 2013
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    That's what happened to me right before I was diagnosed with a brain tumor.

    Sweet dreams!!
     
    #474 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 20, 2013
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    True story, my twin brother had chronic severe migraines before he was finally diagnosed with a brain tumor. Nothing to worry about though I'm sure.
     
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    You always have time for a doctor when you lose vision.

    You're right. Work is more important than living.
     
    #476 CharlesJohnson, Mar 20, 2013
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    Was it a tumour? Weird. I always got the impression that Internet diagnoses were always unanimous in decreeing that you have AIDS. That's why I never google my symptoms.

    "Hmmm let's see, I'm kinda tired lately, and I get headaches now and then and I seem to catch the flu more often."
    "AIDS."
    "Well, shit."

    Also, all the rappers you've posted ain't got shit on Rapping Pastor:

     
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  18. Nom Chompsky

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    I get this, I have a condition called iritis where bright or fluorescent lights cause bolts of pain behind my eyes that makes it feel like eagle talons are squeezing them.
     
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    Yep, he has a central neurocytoma, probably a bit too much info but whatever. He likely had the tumor for several years before the lazy assholes at the ER finally gave him a CT, and in the CT it was intensely apparent where the tumor was, couldn't miss it. Before that they said it was just a migraine and to walk it off. He walked it off, but by the time they finally gave him a CT he was experiencing all sorts of crazy symptoms ranging from emotional problems (rage, depression), memory issues, to eventually tremors in his right hand, etc etc etc. He ended up having an emergency craniotomy about 14 hours after that CT
     
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