I think that means you're a vampire. Expect teenage girls to start swarming you shortly. And possibly my sister-in-law.
http://successify.net/2012/10/31/22-things-happy-people-do-differently/ Ok so this is probably irritating me unduly because I'm hungover as holy donkey balls, but what a condescending, trivialising pile of steaming regurgitated bull turds. This is why I fucking hate Facebook sometimes, on occasion I click on links that mongtards have posted even when I really should know better. Spoilered because it's kinda long, and also contains potentially brain-damaging levels of cretinism. Spoiler Hey, that person who fucked you over? You should totally forget about it so they can do it again. Calling someone who deserves it a cunt makes me happy. So does watching scumbags get their comeuppance. These two sentences directly contradict one another. Oh, just fuck off and die already. No, but seriously. Kill yourself. "Hey dad, I got a face tat of a swastika, I don't need your approval! Society can't judge me! YOLO!" And chocolate, the king of all junk foods, makes the body release massive amounts of Serotonin. Yes, it's important to lump all Europeans together. The people of Norway and those of Belarus have a lot in common. Also, yeah, I guess I should get rid of my 400+ books because they make me feel overwhelmed. Man, my big-screen TV sure is making me feel stressed out, better burn that shit. Fuck this guy. Fuck him hard. Him and his bullshit, fake "happiness". Time to throw up breakfast, I think.
I thought of a cool game we can play: lets make up lies about Justin Bieber! I'll go first: -In 2011, Justin Beiber raped a 14 year old girl after one of his concerts, got her pregnant, and then forced her to get an abortion. -Justin Beiber once made a basket from the half court line. No one saw him do it, but he insists it really happened. -Justin Beiber can play a harmonica with his anus. -Despite what his publicist says, Justin Beiber is actually 64 years old. He maintains his youthful appearance by bathing in a mixture of YooHoo and the blood of virgins. -Justin Beiber is a member of the Church of Scientology. - Justin Beiber's favorite childhood pet was a cockroach that he named "Cockroachio." When Cockroachio died in a tragic molting accident, Beiber was crushed. He vowed that they would be together forever, so he ate him with fava beans and a nice chianti. -Justin Beiber finds fire intensely erotic. He likes to build small fires, then masturbates and ejaculates into the flames. However, he feels deeply guilty about this, and cuts himself afterwards. - Beiber prepares for his concerts by attaching battery cables to his nipples and plugging them into the wall. -Justin Beiber is only a pop star to finance his one true passion in life: Making sculptures of famous world figures out of macaroni. -Justin Beiber has a "hipster mustache" tramp stamp. - Justin Beiber writes erotic "My Little Pony" fan fiction under the pseudonym "Harry Clopper." -Beiber spit on a baby that wouldn't stop crying in a Memphis-area Waffle House in 2010. When the child's father tried to confront him, Beiber had his body guards beat the man so severely that he permanently lost vision in his left eye. - Justin Beiber wears adult diapers during his performances so he doesn't have to take bathroom breaks. -In his off time, Beiber likes to pick up down-and-out prostitutes, takes them back to his place, then makes them dance to his songs in chicken suits as he throws hotdogs at them. -"Beiber Fever" is a real affliction: Beiber had his legal team copyright the term, then had it applied to the "Shakaka Fever," a disease that occurs in Southeast Asia. Victims suffer from hallucinations, sweating, and uncontrollable bloody diarrhea. -The tramp stamp isn't the only one of Beiber's bizarre tattoos: He also has a picture of Mickey Mouse with a huge, throbbing erection on his right butt cheek.
Would you try all these? <a class="postlink" href="http://vimeo.com/42674279" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://vimeo.com/42674279</a>
I think the broken bottles make it artistic. Kidding. I hate them too. But the video IS kind of neat.