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SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. Flat_Rate

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    Re: Re: SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

    Boom roasted??
     
    #541 Flat_Rate, Mar 21, 2013
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Do be fair, Hooker has many times graced the boobie thread with her magnificent boobs, so I don't think we can hold her responsible for the lack of boobie thread participation.
     
    #542 Trakiel, Mar 21, 2013
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    I was browsing r/WTF on Reddit and came across this. I don't even know how this is physically possible...

    I'm warning you. [rnsfw]Seriously.
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    #543 thabucmaster, Mar 21, 2013
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    Submitted without comment:

     
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    God Fucking Dammit.

    Can we change the spoiler tag to: "DownNDirty, have you learned NOTHING from this place?"

    Jesus Kangaroo Nipple Christ.
     
    #545 downndirty, Mar 21, 2013
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    Thankfully he put three spoiler tags up, I made it through the first two and thankfully stopped at the third.
     
    #546 toddamus, Mar 21, 2013
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    It's a guy sitting down on a 3' pliable dildo, in case you were wondering.
     
    #547 bewildered, Mar 21, 2013
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    Reddit sucks. You can't call out anybody or insult them. Fucking Sunday school.
     
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    You don't have enough rep to call anybody out. Shit. I mean...upvotes? What's the currency on there?
     
    #549 bewildered, Mar 21, 2013
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    Were you searching "how to" videos or something?
     
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    Anyone want to bet he's German?
     
    #551 Noland, Mar 21, 2013
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    Just look at the thumbnail of the video.

    That's a weiner shit still if I ever saw one.

    I am sorry.
     
    #552 Nom Chompsky, Mar 21, 2013
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    Well, I totally fucked up my laptop last night. God damn windows updates.

    I needed a new laptop anyways but now I'm afraid all my school notes will be gone. Kind of wanted some of those.
     
    #553 ghettoastronaut, Mar 21, 2013
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    Get one of these. Take out the drive, and plug it into whatever new machine you get. Just because your Windows OS is fucked, it doesn't mean that all your files are gone. It will show up as a new drive on your new machine, and you can browse to the files that you want.

    Let me know if you need more help.
     
    #554 thabucmaster, Mar 21, 2013
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    I fail to see why the place is popular. Somebody writes up something original, nobody reads it. Somebody re-posts a photo of Phil Hartman smiling weird, and a million people declare that poster a brilliant hero. The place makes no sense and is not funny at all. That includes their "funny" section.

    I also find it hilarious that they're completely unapologetic grammar nazis on that site, yet their membership almost completely consists of idiots. They even use "intelligent discourse" in their rules. The nerve.
     
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    If you can get past the default subreddits, some of the more specialized ones are worth reading when they fit your interests. The r/ bestof/defaultgems are also worth checking out from time to time.
     
    #556 littlefoot789, Mar 21, 2013
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    Not my type of place, I guess. There haven't been any forums I enjoyed, really. The Phat Phree was a laugh riot and like the RMMB shut down overnight, but it's hard to find genuinely funny sites around the internet. College Humour hijacks an alarming amount of their jokes from other places (their single most popular "post" is a Lamebook rip) and everything else is board member communicating entirely through gifs.

    Pass. I still love it here, and The Oatmeal seriously cracks my shit up.


    And if it wasn't for the internet, I never could have gazed upon what is nothing short of the living embodiment of divine intervention: The manly awesomeness that is Lee Hotti and his BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
     
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    So, I went out for drinks with some of the girls from work tonight and got on the topic of the dating life of one of the more naive of the girls. Apparently she went out with a guy on a few dates and wasn't interested, but before she could let him know this, he sent her a (completely unsolicited) text photo of his raging boner. Her comment: "I was practically a stranger! Why would you send your nudity to a stranger?!"

    To her face, I nodded sympathetically and shook my head at his audacity. Internally, I thought of this place... and shook my head a little harder.
     
    #558 Angel_1756, Mar 21, 2013
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    I think its always a good way to show off your vitality and intent to a woman. Nothing turns a girl on like a photo of a raging boner.
     
    #559 toddamus, Mar 21, 2013
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