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SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    C'mon, we all know women today are about the taint. Waxed fine to a gloss, a smooth perenium is where it's at.
     
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    Holy fuck this monk beer is delicious. You can really taste the semen and ball sweat.
     
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    Beignets and peach schapps for dinner. This is a good decision, right?
     
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    An attractive older female coworker showed me porn on her computer today.

    She needed help with her computer, and it was just a malware file title "porn". Still hilarious though.
     
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    Apparently I'm a bad person for not respecting the women that work at Hooters. No I didn't grab anyone's ass, or talk any shit (to anyone's face), but what the fuck, stop pretending that you're the pinnacle of women's rights, you show off your body for cash while bringing me REALLY horrible food. Get your GED.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/03/sexy-books-editor-unveils-porns-history.html?mid=twitter_thecutblog" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/03/sexy-bo ... thecutblog</a>

    I couldn't get the pictures to load, but the article was fascinating.

    Aka, I read Playboy in 2013.
     
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    You should probably just respect people you don't know as a general rule, no?

    Also, the food thing isn't really her fault.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I'm wondering what the actual disrespectful act in question was. I mean it's a Hooters, and if it's like he said he didn't grab anyone or verbally mouth off, what else is there that he could've done? Stare too long at some titties?

    I mean unless he's a cheap tipper, in which case his admonishment is rightfully deserved.
     
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Oh, based on the post I figured that he made some leering/salty comment behind somebody's back and they got upset about it?

    Which is not terrible -- making a comment about a scantily clad person is far from the end of the world -- but if they hear it and get upset, the response really isn't "should have gotten your GED," or whatever.
     
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    Well. Who's really the idiot? The one wearing booty shorts and a tank top while serving shitty food or the one ogling mediocre sorostitute tits while overpaying for shitty food?
     
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    Yes.
     
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    I try and give that thread CPR every time it dies! These ladies don't want to share their pretty fun-bags with us any more.
     
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    It cuts both ways. If a girl wants to do it, who fucking cares. They aren't taking off their clothes or giving handjobs in the bathroom. Not every girl is ashamed of their body or quick to lash out against objectification. I personally think the premise of the restaurant is dumb, but there is clearly a market for it and I wouldn't immediately sneer at a girl that worked their. I've actually known two, one was an econ major at a good school in Chicago and worked there cause she had fun doing it, and the other was a girl that didn't really give a shit and liked the higher tips from old and married dudes.

    As for guys, I've never understood why its so cool to shit on girls at a place like this. I'm sure its all rooted in jealousy cause you're not personally fornicating with someone that looks like that (which isn't saying much at a lot of Hooters). As for "not respecting them", that I don't get either. You realize that the reason they have a job wearing booty shorts to serve shitty wings are because there is a market of people just like you who visit such a place because the servers are wearing that, its not for haute cuisine. It's one thing to say you wouldn't want your daughter doing that, its another thing completely to imply that you think you are better than them. Might as well not respect Victoria Secret models cause they are shamelessly objectifying themselves to a greater degree than the server at your local Hooters.
     
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    Say what you want about Hooters, but the cheese fries are amazing. Also, everything on the menu gives you F-5 Shits. Last time we went there, after it sounded like my buddy was trying to blow away Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt tied to the toilet pipe. Finger of God, man.

    In stupid news:

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    But both of them come with wings! #wow #funjokes #cool #eatagoodbreakfast

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    Check out Boston's first album.
     
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    I kinda like their wings!
     
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    Yes. Phenomenal album. Boston puts me in the mood for this too.

     
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    Joe Walsh put on one of the best shows I've seen when he played a few of his solo tunes during an Eagles concert I went to. I liked his own set more than the rest of the Eagles.



    SRV never gets old. Ever.
     
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