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SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. toddamus

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    CU and IU play at the same time. I'm a CU alum and all my siblings are IU alums. I guess I'll have to go to the bar, watch them both, and maybe have a beverage.
     
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    Both of the Albums referenced above, Boston's debut, and Aerosmith's "Rocks" are Great albums. And I don't throw the word Great around with albums very often.

    Although the track 'Don't Look Back' from Boston (same titled Second Album) might be the best song they ever did.

    Edit: OOPS - Kings and Queens, while a great track, isn't on 'Rocks' - my mistake.
     
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    So I watched Star Wars not long ago and just watched Raiders of the Lost Ark. Fuck me,the scores are almost identical outside of the main themes.
     
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    THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER AND IT NEEDS ITS OWN THREAD NOW OH MY GOD:

    http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search


    Predictably, the Middle East, Africa and Central and South Asia are pretty much universally fucking vile. Some highlights:

    - Everyone in Peru is gay. The top 10 searches are all for gay porn. This is all true for Venezuela, with the exception of Nina Hartley, and Chile. Also, the South American gays really seem to like fat gays, grandpa gays and homeless gays (that's a thing?)

    - The Czech Republic likes Castrated Shemales a lot. WTF, Czech Republic.

    - The Japanese are actually surprisingly normal, but will literally jack it to nothing that isn't Japanese. The Chinese, on the other hand, are obsessed with the Japanese.

    - The Lebanese really, really like their "shit orgies". Whatever those are. Syrians like gay suppository porn (lolwut), creamy squirt, and the classic, "dirty scat". Everyone in Iran is a closet homosexual, while Turks and Indians are super psyched about rape (not surprising given the recent news out of there).

    - Lybians like "gay silver daddies" and "american anal sluts". Nigerians, as might be evinced from their spam emails, are hilariously literal in their porn searches. One of their top preferences is "things I jack off to". Kenyans, on the other hand, like gay monster cocks a lot, while South Africans are big fans of "poop".

    - Everyone loves Lisa Ann. Like, everyone. They should make her a fucking UN ambassador, she crops up across half the world. She could probably mediate the Falklands issue based on her popularity in the UK and Argentina alone.

    This website is genius.
     
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    I like this picture:
     

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    Dixie's just pissed that "cop fucking" and "afro pussies" don't show up in the TX porn search results.
     
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    Why is that woman giving birth to a bear cub?
     
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    I couldn't go further in the thread without posting my favourite Boston song. Love that chorus guitar:


    Wild, wonderful stuff.

    God, watching James Lipton conduct one of his Asskissfests is excrutiating. I often wonder how he would look on fire.
     
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    For some reason any time Rush comes up now, this is the guy I think of:



    "First of all, it's Y-Y-Zed"
     
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    Having a big get together with a bunch of graduated buddies from college. The only fitting thing was to play this song all night on repeat before we go out.



    So i'm due for a phone upgrade and i'm finally caving and getting a smartphone. I'm stuck between the decision between the iphone 4s and the droid razr hd, both 100$ updates because I decided not to spend any more than that. Either way, Probably gonna get snowed in tonight, so I'm gonna get drunk and sleep on it. Cheers y'all.
     
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    I like that picture too. I'm a fan of a little bush every now and again.
     
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    If God wanted women to have a bush, he wouldn't have burned one.
     
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    You know what Yes album never gets enough cred? Going for the One.

    Parallels might very well be one of my favorite tracks from Yes' output.



    Fun, random fact. Trevor Horn and Geoff Downes of Buggles fame (the dudes who did Video Killed the Radio Star) were both briefly members of Yes for the album Drama. It had some decent tunes.



    Horn couldn't quite hit the high notes like Anderson. But then, few human beings can.
     
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    Whoop!

     
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    TrailerPark boys must be watched drunk. Fished the shows, watching the movies.

    Cheers
    P.S. Got drunk in the park years ago with Boston as my soundtrack.

    i love you guys
     
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    Oh, you think you have emf sensitivity? And your kids went to Montessori school for grades 4 to 6? FASCINATING!

    Unrelated, there's a nurse running around who embodies everything wrong with every nurse you have ever met. Seriously, you cannot pull the "I know, I'm an RN" card when you are self-treating for a) something that doesn't need to be treated with something that is b) not even effective for the non-existent condition and c) fucking dangerous when combined with all the other shit you're taking (especially when you're taking twice the dose of what you're supposed to take). In fact, not only does the RN title not give you any credibility, you are taking credibility away from other RNs because of your recklessness and confidence that your less than one year of experience means you know better than the American college of chest physicians. Fuck.
     
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    I actually got Geoff Downes autograph on a Yes ticket somewhere. He was hammered at the time. I love Yes, always have, but strangely enough 'Drama' is my favorite Yes album - and Machine Messiah is good, but 'Tempus Fugit' and 'Does It Really Happen' are awesome - and you can really hear the sound that will later become Asia (Steve Howe and Geoff Downes would go on to form Asia with Paul Wetton and Carl Palmer after the Drama tour).

    I wouldn't go so far as to call 'Drama' a great album (even though it's my favorite), but it is sorely underrated.

    EDIT: Is that a Ballsack sighting?!?!
     
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    I thought Trailer Park Boys got weaker and more ridiculous with each season. However, if you can find the original black and white movie when Julian is driving around in his T-top Vette-- it is a laugh riot.

    Corey. Smokes let's go.
     
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    Ok, I need advice, and what better place to ask than the TiB drunk thread?

    So I'm getting married on May 4th, so my bachelor party is the weekend before. Since my buddy is getting married in July (we're the best man at each other weddings), we're doing a joint party. Two nights at a Indian hotel/casino about 2 hours south, should be a blast.

    Here's the question. One of my groomsman, and to be brother-in-law, is gay and has a serious boyfriend that he lives with. So, do I invite his boyfriend to the bachelor party?

    My thinking was that it's a guys only thing, no Girls. By that I think of it as "no significant others". My Fiancee thinks that if it's guys only, then they should both be invited. I like her brothers boyfriend; Met him several times, they've stayed at our apartment while they're in town once or twice...I just don't know how that's supposed to work.

    I'm thinking about it too much, aren't I?
     
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    I'd ask her brother. Maybe this makes me sexist, but it is a guy, so it won't be mixed company. Just my thought on it. Maybe the brother will say he doesn't think his SO should be invited, and your anxiety over it will be diffused.
     
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