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SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Really? That's what you go with? "Why are you familiar with herpes?" instead of "Why are you so familiar with meth pipes?"

    Jesus.
     
    #121 ghettoastronaut, Mar 9, 2013
  2. Crown Royal

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    Anyone who lives in a small town should be familiar with meth. They go together like stringy-haired bikers and exploding aluminum sheds.
     
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    You know what? Fuck you reality of the situation! Its March that means spring time. Yep I'm going outside with a freshly shaved head and no hat! Cuz dats whatcha do in spring..................................................................LIKE A FUCKING BOSS! COME AT ME RIDICULOUSLY LONG LASTING WINTER! DO YOU EVEN LIFT!

    Edit to add: BRO!
     
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    Re: Re: SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

    Except now they have a "one bottle batch" that can be made in a single 2 liter bottle. Which just fucks the guy making it if it explodes, it saves the trailer for the most part.
     
    #124 Flat_Rate, Mar 9, 2013
  5. Crown Royal

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    I am going to start me up some hardcore drinking soon. I also have three hash brownies with my intestinal tract's name on it.

    Somebody gonna get-a-hurt reAl bad.
     
    #125 Crown Royal, Mar 9, 2013
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    We don't have meth down here; just coke and weed. You have to get past the Border Patrol checkpoints before you start seeing meth. Thank god.
     
    #126 dixiebandit69, Mar 9, 2013
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    So for some reason a friend of a friend wants to throw a "Dom P" party at our house and will be furnishing a small party with Dom Perignon. This is what happens when you pay kids just out of college nearly $100k and have them work ridiculous hours and said kids have no self control or foresight. This should be an interesting night.
     
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    This sounds like a recipe for a lot of people to get expensive hangovers.
     
    #128 Nom Chompsky, Mar 9, 2013
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    Hey East Coast, you guys do realize that naming your winter storms makes you look like a bunch of giant vaginas, right?
     
    #129 Danger Boy, Mar 9, 2013
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    My younger brother's first game with my football team is today. So last night he got absolutely fuck-eyed drunk.

    He'll fit in perfectly.
     
    #130 guernica, Mar 9, 2013
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    I'll telephone my local weather station and let them know I disapprove. Because, y'know, they listen to me.
     
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    Mikkeller's Santa's Little Helper. Last one in the store. So glad I picked it up. This turns my night around completely. Tastes like it was suckled directly from God's fecund teat.

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    (Whoever poured that head should be shot in the face with a feral cat cannon)

    Occasionally I wonder if I have an alcohol problem. My day off is crap, feel like sleeping until I die, then a bit of good booze passes my lips. Suddenly my capillaries open up, my blood flow increases, my mood does a 180, and I suddenly have boundless energy.
     
    #132 CharlesJohnson, Mar 9, 2013
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    I decided I want to be Martin "Marty" Kaan from House of Lies for Halloween...and the rest of my entire life. My avatar has been changed to reflect this. I just finished season 1. Also, Kristen Bell might be underrated or I just love her character on the show. Dawn Olivieri is fucking sexy as hell as well. If you people aren't watching this show you fucking should be. Its like an adult version of Entourage, with better actors, characters, and a plot that centers around the world of consulting.
     
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    2nd season is pretty good, there are a couple episodes that are pretty weak, hopefully it finishes strong.
     
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    I am fuckin wasted

    I'll fight any of ya
     
    #135 Crown Royal, Mar 9, 2013
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    Don't fight me, bro.
     
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    Re: Re: SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

    Just how the fuck do you know that?
     
    #137 downndirty, Mar 9, 2013
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    Bring it, Happy Feet.
     
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    Careful, I hear his finishing move is bold underlined print.
     
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    Re: Re: SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

    If you don't wear your Ghostbusters t-shirt while laying the smack down, I am going to be supremely pissed.
     
    #140 Angel_1756, Mar 9, 2013
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