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Sober Thread: Boston Marathon Tragedy

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Apr 16, 2013.

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  1. JWags

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    That's Sam Elliot? He's so young to have a magnificent voice in those Coors commercials.
     
    #181 JWags, Apr 19, 2013
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    Looks like a second shootout is coming or in progress. Police are drawing guns and pushing media out of a surrounded area.
     
    #182 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 19, 2013
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    I've always suspected that the yoots of this country are gradually getting their brains turned to jello by tv, internet, smart phones, etc, but this confirms it. The only thing Czech Republic and Chechnya have in common is the "ch" sound and that's apparently enough to make them one and the same.

    I weep for my country and I weep for the future of humanity.
     
    #183 lhprop1, Apr 19, 2013
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    In racial tension news, it's cool to hate radical Chech Muslim extremists, right? That's a pretty specific group.
     
    #184 VanillaGorilla, Apr 19, 2013
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    I'm surprised people that ignorant even are aware there's a place called the Czech Republic.
     
    #185 Mantis Toboggan M.D., Apr 19, 2013
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    I heard they're at war with Yugoslavia.
     
    #186 lhprop1, Apr 19, 2013
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    Over a rare supply of Czechoslovakian ivory, no doubt.
     
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    I dunno, they look like Scientologists to me.
     
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    No, it's because that Gavrilo Princips guy assassinated the singer from the band, Franz Ferdinand.
     
    #189 lhprop1, Apr 19, 2013
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    It's all right there, in black and white, in his March 19 post. Via Google translate -
    It doesn't get any fucking more clear than that.
     
    #190 Misanthropic, Apr 19, 2013
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    You doctored that shit. There is no possible way for retards as big as that to exist. They wear fucking Velcro shoes.
     
    #191 Crown Royal, Apr 19, 2013
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    Is it weird that my first question was who has Celtics-era Kendrick Perkins as their avatar? Yeah, that's probably weird.
     
    #192 MoreCowbell, Apr 19, 2013
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    Tom was right. Best case against freedom of speech that exists.
     
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    This is awesome. They're interviewing the uncle of the bombers. He's going crazy-Russian on his nephews.

    One of the reporters asked him what do you think their motivation was to do these things? He said, "Their motivation is they were losers!!!"
     
    #194 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 19, 2013
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    Dude his Uncle was just on tv being interviewed. He spoke in all caps. He is meme in the making.
     
    #195 Kubla Kahn, Apr 19, 2013
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    "DIS HAS NUTING TO DO WITH CHECHNYA. DEY HAVE NEVER BEAN TO CHECHNYA. WHY ARE VEE TALKING ABOUT CHECHNYA. WHY AM I SMILING."
     
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    I love that uncle. I want to buy him a beer or ten. Just get shitfaced with him over a bottle or two of vodka and talk about how much piece of shit his nephews are. I also want to see the whole interview again. And again and again and again.

    I think I have a new man-crush.
     
    #197 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 19, 2013
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    I hereby christen him Angry Vodka Uncle.

    Start meme'ing, nerds.
     
    #198 Crown Royal, Apr 19, 2013
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    There is no way that dude hasn't been chugging bottles of vodka since he say those pictures released. If I was the bomber, I'd be more scared of returning to him than turning myself into the cops.

    I'm kinda afraid to start meme'ing him. For fear he'd bite my head off, spit it in his bottle of vodka, then chug it down and spit it at reporters.
     
    #199 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 19, 2013
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    His initial interview, he was bearded and seemed annoyed and exasperated. Then he shaved and just went HAM. Dude is awesome.
     
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