Splish Splosh goes the cock, then the party must stop

I posted this on Facebook:



(((tips his hat to the ladies)))

 

It may be to late for some of you, but do not click on the NSFW link above me. God Damn it.

 

Focus 2: I've occasionally sent cock shots to girlfriends from my phone. I make sure there's no face, but my dick is so spectacular that it's easily identifiable. I guess that's what untreated herpes can do for you.

As an aside, I used to be lax about deleting said shots off my phone. One of my friends grabbed my phone and was going through it one day. At one point he just stopped, looked up and slowly passed me the phone back. I was very careful after that.

 

Um, whoa - hold on there. All I was trying to say is that it isn't disgusting. It's not like, my thing, or anything like that. It's just, I don't know - normal. Everyone has sex, and at least the men all have orgasms - it either goes into an orifice, or it lands somewhere. That's kinda how it works.

I was trying to say that an orgasm is sexy - I don't think the cum itself is sexy, and aside from the occasional "point it with a purpose" for fun, I don't know that it's really worth becoming a big focus or anything. I wouldn't want folks thinking I'm some kind of fetishist, I just don't think it's disgusting.

That said, you ladies should of course feel free to send me pictures if you want my opinion or advice on targeting, etc...

As for the other focus - sure, I've sent pictures and had them sent to me. Art-like and otherwise. I suppose that I basically don't give a fuck - what the hell do I have to hide?

While I totally understand why some people would hate for a picture of them nude or mid-activity to become public, I find it pretty hard to believe that every one of you hasn't done that kind of thing at least once.

 

So, every time I watch The Sorcerer's Apprentice from now until I die, I'll have visions of a naked Geico caveman burned into the inside of my skull. You realize you've essentially raped Mickey Mouse, right? You raped him, and then you wiped your filthy rape juice all over the Internet. This makes me so sad.

 

Focus 2: Yeah, I've taken pictures of my ex-wife and some ex-girlfriends like that (though I must say that they looked much more enthused than Ke$ha does. The girl looks like there is a gun pointed at her head just out of the frame for crissake); also them going down on me, me going down on them (from both directions; yes, I mean face-to-butt*), penetration shots, mirror shots of us going at it, lingerie shots, just general porn. Never any facials though, those just aren't my thing.
And I've recieved pussy/butt/tit/nude/thong/bra shots from girls too. I will niether confirm nor deny that I have sent cock/nude shots back at them upon request.

Like I said before, the only complaint I have about Ke$ha's picture is that she doesn't seem to be enjoying it at all; otherwise, I think everyone should give her a break.

* Clip from one of the greatest movies ever made.
Edit: And to skyello, about that message at the bottom of your last post: SURE that was meant for the ladies.

 

Well. When I was a senior in High School I took a photo of my dick on a girl's Polaroid camera. I thought it'd be a funny surprise for her (not creepy, she had seen my dick many many times).

Her mother thought taking in her photos to be developed for her would be a nice surprise as well. Far from being disgusted, the mother thought it was hilarious and put it up on the mantle until the girl got home. At this point, it's still alright. No big deal. Somehow, over the course of the day, the mother forgot the photo was there and by a weird twist of fate, the girl's father beat her home that afternoon.

So yup, obviously he wanted to know the why and the how and the who of the dick photo. Can't say I ever felt comfortable around him again, and made my best effort to never ever see him.

On the plus side, I was mighty happy with how my dick looked in the photo.


I feel like I've told this story somewhere around here before, not sure.

 

Ladies, just saying, real men wear speedos.



That's about as embarassing as I'm willing to go on this forum.

 

I've got no issues with sending pictures of myself out into the world, hell, there's at least two dozen pictures of me half-naked, becoming naked or just total bare assed floating around the internet or on a friends computer; I'm proud of my body and have nothing to hide. I've sent pictures to women and received just as many, it's really not a huge thing. One problem is that I have a massive tattoo that is unique, so it's easy to recognize who I am with just that.

It's a good thing I have no desire to be a politician.

 

You, sir, have a very big head.

 

She's a dog, can't sing and has got cum on her. American Idol?

 

Really? Not even after your first date with SheGirl?

 

It is like Gary Busey and Gary Sinise made beautiful love and you were the byproduct.

 

You bring me up every night, if you know what I'm sayin' grrrrrlllll

 

Thanks for the new sig. I'm not really convinced this is a bad thing. And my head is perfectly normal size! 7 1/4 hat size

 

It isn't. In no way did I mean this as a direct insult. Embrace your inner B grade love childness.

 

Can you imagine how long it took that dude to bust? You know he had his eyes closed, dreaming of some strange that didn't look post-op. Fuck she's gross. I'd hit it.