My neck looks like it got mauled by a fucking tiger. This chick gave me a gigantic hickey, like the size of a damn iphone screen. At least I can hide it behind a shirt collar. How to go about telling this chick that shit's not cool, we were drunk at the time so I don't want to be a dick about it.
I like baseball. More importantly, do I feel like making an hour or so round-trip walk to get oxtail for a stew? Or should I just defrost this beef? More more importantly: NSFW
1. There should be a TiB meetup at a Cyclones game this summer. 2. Where does one get oxtail in Boston? There are about a dozen places with oxtail stew within a few blocks of me and I keep wanting to try it. But I kind of feel like oxtail would be like eating chicken feet - you have to work around a lot of bone/cartilage/fat to get to very little meat, and the mental block will get to me before I can actually enjoy it. True/false? 3. Edit: Weird, CJ did a numbered response post too. We're psychically* connected. Is this the right spelling? How do I differentiate between being psychical and being a psychic?
I actually was looking for some pics like the above to post last night, got distracted, and never came back. C'est la vie. NSFW NSFW Oh, and I would totally go to baseball.
1. That could be fun. They have really good deals. 2. There's a butcher shop in Brookline, I just called and they said they had some in the "exotic meat freezer." It's pretty cartiligious, but I think you can actually eat the marrow too? 3. He's wearing pigtails too, I bet. Only his are genuine pig.
I always liked this song. Also, those stomach cramps at 6am were not welcome. The beer I drank this afternoon made them go away. I really shouldn't drink beer. Oh well...
90% of what you just said was playing up the non-sports aspects of what's fun about going to a sports game. Yeah, I love any reason for people to get together in warm weather and relaxed atmosphere. But as a sport itself it's not very exciting to watch. Everyone I know that likes it has just had sports parents that had them follow it since they were kids, just a tradition it seems. Everyone else who aren't sports fanatics just like the weather. Girl's the love it, aside from the family tradition thing, just seem to go to stare at their favorite hunky player or want to look good in great weather. For the money I'd rather go to a concert in a park.
It's a matter of taste. You see a game that has just one run scored, I see Stephen Strasburg hitting 99 and making grown men look like toddlers while Roy Halladay breezes through them with surgical precision. You see a bunch of dead time where not much is happening, I see a discrete series of events that lends itself to analysis better than any other sport. You see a bunch of Red Sox fans and think, "why are they so douchey?", and I see the same thing. Because some things are just objective, you know?
Although minor league baseball games during the summer are fabulous for going to a sporting event and enjoying everything but the game, they don't hold a candle to minor league hockey games. It doesn't matter what game you go to, there are three revolving elements you'll see every time. 1. Someone gets beyond drunk and either throws up in the stands or tries to jump the glass into the players bench and gets Rodney King'd while being escorted out of the building. 2. There will be a fight. On a good night there will be 5 fights. 3. You will get to watch live action amateur porn somewhere in the nosebleeds as there is always a couple who goes to the game to try out fucking in public. Moving on, I got suckered into watching Smash! last week. It was terrible. I had no idea who this Katharine (who spells it like that?!) McPhee person was. Apparently she's some former American Idol contestant? Whatever... I went on you tube and listened to a song or two and this one popped up. Apparently she should be a member of this site for her hatred of Flats...Ladies a rebuttal? Spoiler On an ending note, I've recently become single for what seems like the first time since high school. Is it still cool to try and pick up chicks through Myspace? I'm so far removed from the "dating scene" I have no clue what to even do in that regard. I'm at that weird age too where hanging out in bars trying to pick up college chicks seems ridiculous, but I'm not old enough yet where I want to apply for my slow 40 year suicide card at Match. What's dating like in this decade?
Agreed. For pure entertainment value it's damn hard to beat a minor league hockey game. I went a lot as a kid and remember times where there were more guys thrown out than actually playing in the game. I don't think any ass will outdo that glorious turd cutter Nom posted but
Not to be a continuing negative nancy but sweet baby black Jesus I have always loathed that nickname for ass. I like ass as much as the next man and realize the anus and all of it's functions are part of that. Referencing taking a shit while trying to describe how sexy a girl's ass is IS NOT SEXY. Same goes with that puke inducing saying "I'd eat the corn out of that girl's shit." The visceral scatological images produced kills my boner fast than a car full of puppies getting plowed by a semi. I perfer DONK. Ill make up for the negativity some Donk AND pigtails.
Every time I try to speed up on my apartment building's treadmill, it shuts off. Ain't that a metaphor for life.