Yeah, the price is fucking steep. I have friends that swear that the interaction with "real" trainers makes up for the cost. Im still weary. I have plenty of back issues I don't need fucking up doing some of the fast movements they do needing exact precision. Also training around hot ass women has it's dangers. I was at the gym once racking up for squats. Just as I lifted the bar off the rack a smoking hot girl walked up to the machine directly in front of mine. She had a skin tight sports top on with her hard pierced nipples sticking out with crystal clarity. I pert near dropped the weight. Distractions like that can be dangerous.
Because I enjoy putting cigarettes out on my nipples, I am watching "Red Riding Hood." This is bad, folks. Tragically bad. Almost as if it was bad on purpose. It is Twilight under the guise of old German fairy tales. They must have paid Gary Oldman in immortality or solid gold bricks or something. He is also the only one trying to act. For a movie set in 1300s Germany, everyone has some pretty hearty American accents, excluding Oldman. He's the only one doing a stereotypical Bavarian accent. The sets are laughably lame. They look like slightly better versions of Rock Ridge when the townsfolk build the fake Rock Ridge. And Amanda Seyfreid(?)... who the fuck did she fuck to get fucking work? Bug eyed alien bitch has as much range as that tardface in Twilight. IMDB says Twilight and this had the same director.
I do crossfit (at shimmered's gym) and it's not cheap, that's true. If you're like me, though, you need some motivation to go to the gym and the social aspect of crossfit helps get me in the door. I'm also kinda clumsy (read: borderline retarded) when it comes to physical movement and exercise so the trainers are super helpful otherwise I'd probably rupture myself. There are also some pretty good looking girls which doesn't hurt.
2) Very fair point. I agree, not a very good defense. 3) Right, it provokes a visceral disgust, but that's not the best moral guide. I think a good idea is to look at something that is essentially the same, but doesn't provoke that same visceral response. What about the "tall dark and handsome" website where people post pictures of men they stumble upon who are tall, dark, and handsome. In some ways, it is the exact same phenomenon. Suddenly it doesn't seem so wrong. But, again, I really don't have good arguments either way. I need to learn more shit.
I need to complain about this to someone and I feel like this is the place. Along with that dress I linked to in my post about lesbians (more or less), I also got this cool retro-y black lace balconette bra. The problem is that it has zero lining, let alone padding of any sort, so it's just boob against lace. That sounds nice, and it was awesome for when I was just wearing it on a normal day when I'm outside for maybe two minutes total walking to and from the subway. But holy shit, apparently this bra is NOT meant for walking around all day outside in the chilly weather. Hard nipple against lace for hours is fucking abrasive and now they hurt SO BADLY and I'm sad.
She was alright in Big Love but people have, and by people I mean the human leeches on Entertainment News shows, say she's like a young Meryl Streep and somehow keeps getting work. I just want to see her luscious tits. She had them out in a really bad erotic thriller staring Julian Moore, and there was one really hot lesbo finger bang scene, but no really good tit shots. All half assed. She's in one of the two Deepthroat movies coming out so there is hope she'll have them out in that (and she takes a dick to her tonsils ala Chloe Sevigny). I was hoping Lindsey Lohan stuck with being cast in one of them as she had very nice fun bags and she has become very unshy about showing them. She can still look good if she isn't cracked out. Boom!
I got this rep for my last post from CJ: "Read that as "baconette" bra. Very disappointed now." This had to have made its rounds here when it first came out, right? Just making sure.
Someone needs to invent a "Gravy Thong" to go with that bra. I'm not sure the mechanics of such a garment, but I'm sure it has something to do with buttfloss, a gravy reservoir, and black magic. Edit: thank you urban dictionary Gravy Thong
On a slightly more upsetting note, I knew I had to stay in and do homework all night tonight so I was able to get arranged marriage girl to stay home and entertain me on gchat while I cursed my miserable existence. Well, I just woke up from a nap and texted her and she said she got peer pressured into going out, so no gchat date for me. This makes for a sad Mr. Eff. Also, urban dictionary blows my mind.
I'm at a loss to understand how you could get the impression that this was a place for complaining about things.
Rum. Is. Good. Wife working. It's me and Tonka tonight, hangin' out, watching Ironman 2. I want an Ironman suit. Srsly. If you could be a superhero, who would it be, and why?
I am unfortunately home on a saturday night. Not all is lost as I am perma-drunk from drinking all day at a beer fest. I'm going to nerd out and watch my new extended edition Lord of the Rings while trying to fall asleep. Lucky me.
Does anyone feel like being thoroughly charmed for 15 minutes? Here's the animated short that won the Oscar. I can definitely see why. Also, does anyone live in Philly? I'm going there next weekend just to get away for a few days. I think this is my tenth time there or so, so I've done the usual tourist things. I was wondering if there are any other - as much as I hate this term - "off the beaten path" neighborhoods or things like that to check out.
Philly is on my list because The Barnes opens in May. It is the largest private collection of Impressionist and modern art. I'd be all over that. and a cheesesteak. Upon his death he bequeathed his collection to the school/museum he founded and laid out specific terms to keep the school open. Long story short, after legal wrangling the estate lost control of the art and it is now housed in a super-modern, specifically dedicated museum, which opens in May. A fantastic documentary on the whole mess was made: The Art of the Steal