The next door neighour's baby just woke up screaming. Thank god I've got spliff in hand, otherwise I'd start a screaming match with it. I've already enough of noise complaints from the neighbours in the past two months as it is. For any dark drum and bass fans, here is who I was bouncing to last weekend http://soundcloud.com/btk/liveathardware Between that and Ecstasy direct from Amsterdam , I was nothing but a blur for 12 hours.
Substitute it with this, the most badass Motown song. Ever. ..makes you just want to punch holes in sheetrock and threaten your kids.
This song was just sent to me in a facebook message. Thought I would post it here. Definitely not a fan but Holy shit. I present to you what is apparently being called "porn rap."
Alright, I'm in. Sounds like we need to have high threads around here, where we can just talk about the universe and post funny .gifs of animals.
Pfft. It's all lies. No matter how obvious it might seem, no matter how much of a no-brainer it might seem to you, she doesn't reciprocate your feelings and she will remain oblivious to your advances.
I'll show you, you scoundrel. In other news, jesus fuck, you know what's harder than doing game theory? Doing game theory after a couple of beers. Worst idea ever. Also, I just had an idea. You know what would get me to watch NASCAR? If they had one race where you could only reverse.
I was propositioned by a 50 year old woman who looks 35 today. She's got fake tits, an ass you can bounce quarters off of and a killer attitude. She wants me to have a mmf threesome with her and her husband. My life is funny sometimes.
One the one hand, I want to tell him to be careful, like a down syndrome kid on a skateboard. On the other hand, I want to tell him to go for it, also like a downy on a skateboard. Life is hard.
It would be fantastic if you did. Absolutely fantastic. I am managing your expectations only because I care.