Through the power of youtube recommendations you just made me aware of this video and the rest of their library.
I'm pretty sure that the remote, wood-heated, hiking access only hut I stayed in during a snowstorm on top of a mountain in Germany was more populated than this hostel in the middle of skiing country in Vermont.
So, uhh... anyone want to buy a town with me? <a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109755/Mayor-lists-Montana-town-population-681-sale-1-4M.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -1-4M.html</a> It's a bit steep for what it is, but it's incorporated. Plus there are 68 (not 681) squatters that need to go. I want this. It's the first step towards my own religion. I want this badly. It's also close to Yellowstone. Nature and cults go hand in hand.
Dude, what the hell to do you mean the townspeople "need to go"? It says right in the subtitle you get the population of the town with the price. You don't NEED to start a religion. You have slaves. Why bother trying to con people into following you when you can simply eliminate any choice they have altogether and MAKE them? Imagine how awesome it would be to wake up in the morning demand Hasbro, your personal cereal-scooper serve you your Frankenberry by hand? Everyone will call you "Dominus" and you wouldn't have to charm guys into sleeping with their wives, you can just plain do it.
This... makes so much sense. How many towns have a council of elders? By "council of elders" I mean "sadistic perverts with inexhaustible supply of mind altering substances." Also, unrelated:
Amateurs, I don't even own shoes. These are the exact boots I wear when I'm not at work: What I wear most of the week: And my two-stepping boots: Kind of like mine, but I actually have real rattle-snake skin.
What are your favourite white trash names? Women: Chastity Crystal Trixie Men: Cole Mordechai Any with two first names *sorry if any of you are named this. Blame your parents.
You calling them youngsters? That video doesn't even show anything, what about this one? <a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ouem_2pac-how-do-you-want-it-uncensored_sexy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ouem ... sored_sexy</a> edited: for a better link
In honour of this thread, when I got out of the shower tonight, I braided my hair into pigtails. You're welcome. Now, that being said...no fucking way would I go into work like this.
Once, I went to clinic with pigtails and got hit on 10 times more than usual. It was gross, so I pulled them out during lunch. I think guys everywhere love pigtails.
Paging Rush-O-Matic to the WDT. Rush-O-Matic, your request for pics in the booby/booty thread is scheduled now. There's a theory (possibly of dubious veracity) that suggests guys love pigtails because it gives them a chance to seduce a psychic stand-in for the girls they were unable to approach, or that rejected them, on the playground when they were young. Same theory holds for cheerleaders. Now, the question is, does that make it disturbingly immature, disturbingly pedophilic, or earnestly charming?
Aren't all rap videos soft-core porn? I mean you need something to distract you from the shitty "music." Also, she misspelled "tonsils." About boots: Y'all are amateurs. If you want some REAL boots, you get Redwings. I've been wearing the same pair of Redwings for work since '05, and they're still in great shape. They don't look as nice as they used to, but they still work; just maintain them. Hell, I still have another pair that I bought before Li'l Bandit was born, and I still use them if I'm going to be doing an especially dirty job (painting and such). Anyway, I cleaned my house today, and I decided to round up all of the loose change I found in the process. Grand total: $45.43! LOOK OUT BOOZE, HERE I COME! Just kidding, I'm actually going to appropriate it to a much more worthwhile cause: Cocaine. (joke) Anyway, after all that crap, er, I mean rap, here's some good music: EDIT: Post a pic in the bikini thread/Kodak thread or it didn't happen.
I fucking loathe job applications. Especially those bullshit personality profiles they subject you to. I have absolutely no god damn idea what they want me to say. There has to be a better way to hire someone than asking them to fill out multiple choice questions where there is absolutely zero fucking nuance. Do I say I never gossip? Or do I say I gossip once or twice a month? I'm sure I have gossiped before, but it sure as shit doesn't happen as often as once or twice a month. And most times I am subjected to office gossip. From now on should I just stick my fingers in my ears and yell LALALALALALALALA when my boss starts complaining about someone, so that I can fill this application out honestly? Or do I just nod my head and say "uh-huh" with tacit agreement until the conversation ends, because I honestly don't give two squirts of duck shit whether or not what a colleague was wearing could be deemed inappropriate? Do you want me to be a fucking robot that has no social interaction? Because that's the way your fucking question is phrased. Would I leave work to help a friend if they had car trouble? 1) Yes 2) Probably 3) Probably Not 4) Never. Well fuck me running it sort of depends on the situation now doesn't it? What if my friend has leukemia and needs a ride to see his oncologist? Or is it just my dumb ass friend who leaves his lights on 4 times a month? I'm going to say probably not, but I still feel like that leaves the window open that I will just leave work willy nilly to go all Ferris Buellers Day Off. Why can't I just say "I have zero friends, so this doesn't apply to me", because at this point I'm basically willing to perform oral sex on you and live in an on-site basement without any contact with the outside world to get this job. Oh, you don't want someone so desperate? Well, fuck you.
The same applies to Policing psych tests, well at least the one here in Sydney, Australia. I kid you not, the thing is 500 questions long. "Do you like fire?" Actually I do. Does that make me an arsonist now?
Exactly. Fire is fucking awesome. Not in a burn down orphanage sort of way, but in an evolutionary advantage way. I just want to be on the opposite end of these things 1 time to hear how they work. Maybe someone here knows.
I fucking loathe office gossip. Worst. Bullshit. Ever. I usually just give exasperated sighs when one of my coworkers starts bad mouthing (insert other coworker). I just wish it was the majority of the conversation that goes on at work. Instead of coming up with interesting topics to talk about it usually focuses on the one project manager that always fucks up and the owner who micromanages stupid shit. Not that what is said is untrue but fuck it's ALL they ever talk about. The other 10 percent of conversations revolve around politics and everyone basically just repeats what ever they saw on their preferred cable news network. I think I just don't work with any interesting people. And here I go talking the same behind the back shit they do!
I had a pair of Redwings and they are extremely comfortable, but they don't offer a toe cap version so I wore my pair out in a year. I still have them and use them in the barn, but being an electrician I couldn't work with exposed steel on my feet. I love my Terra's though (same as pic above). I'm only on my second pair, but I had my first pair for three years. They are light, the toes hold up, comfortable, only $220 and made in Canada. I can't argue with that.