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Spring Break/St Pats WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Mar 1, 2012.

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    I can't do much about it coming from my boss, but I wish my coworkers would pick up on the fact that I don't fucking care. Do your job. Go home.
     
    #381 Gravy, Mar 4, 2012
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    I wanted to red-dot you about your post, but apparently I've green-dotted you in the recent past and can't "spread anymore reputation" to you for awhile, so I'll say it here:

    Fuck you for wearing rattlesnake skin.

    Rattlesnakes aren't farmed, they're collected from the wild. It's because of this that I hardly ever see them anymore.
     
    #382 dixiebandit69, Mar 4, 2012
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    I shrug off work gossip, I always have. It's stupid and poisonous and unless I see something happen, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

    What I don't like in the workplace are taddle-tales. I'm not talking about reporting someone for being genuinely unqualified for their job, I mean the "little things" like ratting someone out for being 5 minutes extra on their break or other various trivial bullshit that shouldn't bother ADULTS. But they let it, and some people seem to think they can get ahead by making every single other person look bad to the brass.
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    They're probably be more if you didn't eat them.
     
    #384 Kubla Kahn, Mar 4, 2012
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    Blow me cock sucker. Who the fuck are you to tell me what to wear. Are they endangered or extinct?? No. Maybe not seeing the rattlesnakes around your trailer park is a good thing, because they are dangerous you stupid fuck.
     
    #385 jordan_paul, Mar 4, 2012
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    Aren't half of them probably roadkill?

    Yes, what this world needs is more of these animals. So cuddly and adorable.

    I admire rattlesnakes for their sleek, confident appearance and utter devotion to attacking and killing every single living thing that tries to get within a ten foot radius of them, but why do you WANT to see them? We don't WANT to see wolverines up here, because if you do then one of you has to die and it will NOT be the razor-clawed, jacked-up cyber skunk with the fence pickets for teeth.
     
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    I can't imagine bringing something like that to my boss. I think he would be dumbfounded. Actually he probably gets that shit a lot more than I know. Petty seems to be the default where I work.

    One thing that does piss me off in regarding breaking small rules is when people dick around and involve me in it. Somebody comes into my area and says "I'm going to hide in here for a while, if Jerry asks you haven't seen me." Thanks. Now I can be an asshole to you and say screw off or I can be an asshole to Jerry if he comes poking around.

    Fuck, all this talk is making me dread tomorrow morning so fucking much.
     
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    You can't really insult someone for living in a trailer park if you think rattlesnake boots are fashionable.
     
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    And just to pull the hat trick. I can't believe no one has posted about the Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn nudes that hit online today.
     
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    Blow me cock sucker is redundant, so I've mentally replaced it with 'Blow me puppy dog'. This dramatically improves your post.

    Actually, this is where we need Boozy so he could come along and edit all the banal rage posts into something entertaining and probably homoerotic.
     
    #390 AlmostGaunt, Mar 4, 2012
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    Well, that explains why we haven't heard from Dubya Tee Eff today. He hasn't left his desk, where he's jerked himself raw and then passed out.
     
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    We need to get him a Life Alert button.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Holy shit. I had no idea.

    Sweet fancy moses.

    BEST SUNDAY EVAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
     
    #393 dubyu tee eff, Mar 4, 2012
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    I'm bringing back "sweet sassy molassy!" I heard a stage manager say it once and loved it.
     
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    Said pretty much that same thing. Been sick, felt like the plague, so i really only been laying in bed. TiB, is really the only place i have read today, and it is good to know i can come here, and get all the important information.
     
    #395 wexton, Mar 5, 2012
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    WHERE WHERE ARE THEY!!!
     
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    Before this thread, I had no idea who or what an Olivia Munn was. I have learned something valuable today. Also, sexting: she's doing it right.
     
    #397 AlmostGaunt, Mar 5, 2012
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    BTW dixie, my leather boots are Redwings, expensive as all fuck but they are well worth it.
     
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    All I know is that right out of bed with no makeup and she is still sexy as anything I've ever seen.
     

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