[quote="Gravy"I just want to be on the opposite end of these things 1 time to hear how they work. Maybe someone here knows.[/quote] They put your questions into a personality matrix and it's lined up against a baseline of what people that have already been hired in the company scored. If you are within the set tolerances of the other people you work with, that's a good thing. If you fall too far on either side, unless they are looking for something out of the norm, you aren't going to be hired. There are also trick questions, and redundant different worded questions to make sure you aren't just trying to fill in answers you think they want you to put. That's why you will see what seems like the same question 5 different times. They measure to make sure your answers are consistent. The trick questions are put in randomly and if they are answered ambiguously, it raises a red flag in the final results that basically says the test is invalid. When this happens, they either make you take it again, or they just mark you down as being a liar. The "secret" to passing them with flying colors is, always answer negatively when it comes to things like breaking the law/stealing/yelling at customers. Even that question that asks if it's okay for one employee to stay clocked in for 15 minutes even though they left early. Any of these, you always strongly disagree. The touchy feely questions are the ones you answer according to whatever your personality reflects. With that said, anything that makes you look like a leader, a team player, and compassionate yet unwavering, you will do fine.
Seriously fucked now. Wii golf is getting easy. Why isn't anyone drinking? It's Monday morning? Hello? Hello?
Some people would suggest that I shouldn't be proud of this, but I'll wear the win crown with all the grace I can muster at this point.
Well thank God somebody held the banner aloft while I was away. But, DCC won't post in the Boobie or Bootie threads, although she did dip her toe into the bikini thread. Do we have a "just got out of the shower now wearing nothing but a towel" thread?
How many specific ways do you intend on suggesting the Tibettes show themselves partially clothed, Rush?
Only as many until he can figure out a way to suggest they show themselves completely naked, I'm sure.
I don't mean to derail the thread* with teachers getting rapey with a student. But you have to check out this guy's fucking skull. Bonus points for this waterhead being a teacher. Standards are now THAT LOW for educators. They found no one better than the guy from Wes Craven's "Hills Have Eyes." I thought "forceps babies" were a myth. He's almost aerodynamic. The story is pretty greasy. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110311/North-Putnam-High-School-3-teachers-arrested-child-seduction-charges.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... arges.html</a> *Yes, I do. I really fucking do. Sorry.
First of all, 99 bananas is fucking nasty. I question the quality of girls you are hanging out with if they are drinking that garbage. Secondly, I am going to laugh if someone wraps themself up in a giant, beach towel and posts the pic. For that, you might as well wear a tarp.
The Awesome Meter just exploded. Evidently there is town in Australia named Fucking. Seriously, that's the name. Fucking. Imagine for a minute the giftshop potential this place has. Of course, I would imagine the actual residents are probably sick of hearing about it-- "It was such a quiet town until all of these Fucking tourists started showing up." Aussie board members, have you ever visited this magical place?
Phuket, Thailand. Dildo, Newfoundland (across the harbour from Spread Eagle, Newfoundland). Whiskey Dick Mountain, WA. Poopoo, HI. Fart, VA. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales. Also, I think Fucking is actually in Austria.
I tried looking it up, but all I found was: <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria.." onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria..</a>.
It was my bad. I had heard About the town from word of mouth and either didn't hear right or the person telling it confused the Aussie country with the ex-Nazi country.