Fuck GAY PEOPLES. But not if yer a guy, CUZ THEN THAT'S GAY. If I sex'um guys every now and then, does that make me a hobbyist?
Honestly man, I'm not even bashing homosexuality. I truely believe consenting adults can fuck any other consenting adult they want. Like I said, gay people don't bother me because their choice of lifestyle dosen't interfere with my choice of lifestyle (straight). In fact gay dudes benefit me and every other straight guy because they leave more ladies for us. As long as they don't try to fuck me I've got no problems with them.
Honestly, I think gay sex is kinda gross but I also think a pig eating slop is gross. My lab partner in college is gay, and I hang out with him once in awhile. We go to a regualr bar for pints. So like I said before, I don't have to actively witness it, it truely dosne't effect me.
For all that gif shows, there could totally be a couple dicks lurking. That's why I only jack off to this kinda' shit now adayz: Can't fake that! Oh....Damn Spoiler
Good lord, that's the last time I try to educate you guys on the finer points of the wonderful porn industry. P.S. No homo. That's how the kids do it, right?
Speaking of homosexual acts...does anyone remember the Skyello vid of him eating peanut butter off a dildo as he plays the keyboard? Anyone with better google-fu (and more determination) have a link?
I need to show it to my therapist. She doesn't believe me. No, actually I was talking skeyllo lore with another member and they hadn't seen it. Cue my searching and only coming up with him...well, doing what Shegirl has flashbacks of.
Someone sent me it a long time ago. I will check if I still have it, but I doubt it. Edit: Gone, I am sure I deleted once I watched it because, why on earth would I watch it again.
Man oh man. Recently I joined the committee to pull off the NY branch of this nationwide rally that's happening in April. (I'll give you one guess for what it's about.) You know what's really fun, non-sarcastically? Meeting up with two other women in a cafe and discussing politics and making plans for three hours - especially when one of them is older and starts all of her contributions with "Well, how we did it the first time around was..." You know what's really fun, sarcastically? Having a conference call with fifteen other women for three hours - especially when most of them are older women and they keep interrupting with things like "WHAT'S A THREAD?" and "BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WORD DOCUMENT!" I swear to god, after forty minutes I was ready to have a beer with Rush Limbaugh and ponder together about why women just won't shut up sometimes. I wanted to be eating popcorn and watching RuPaul's Drag Race at least an hour ago. The conference call I SHOULD be on right now is with my best friend and our gays sharing our surprise at which queen went home this week. In other news, I just committed to something that scares the ever-loving shit out of me, but I'll be a part of something that seems to have become something really empowering to the womenz, and hopefully it'll end up being empowering to myself. /cryptic
Use the "search" option on this board, guys. If it's posted once, it's here to stay (courtesy of Gravitas):
How many times has somebody posted a gif on here of two dudes playing Tummy Sticks for the board to enjoy (at least not as a practical "surprise" joke)? I think to at least a minor degree this double standard is two things. One is beautiful, the other gets downloaded by accident. That's the way 99% of this board sees it. Now back to the lesbian gifs, youse guyz got mad skillz at that yo.
Dude, chill out. I am straight. I just watch gay porn because there are more dicks per capita, and the ass-licking is way more vigorous. I seriously don't understand guys who will hate on women's basketball but not jerk off to gay porn. Either you prefer seeing men do things, or you don't, you know? LET'S GO LIBERTY!