You just confused the hell out of my friends. I'm cracking up imagining several people wondering why I have a strange man yelling obscenities at me. EDIT: Dubyu is a habitual line stepper.
Get this.... I put a picture of a traffic pylon that said "Kony" for my facebook picture, and the twits hit the fan. Status update: ...So, now I hate children. I love opening the ol' can of worms in my town of morons. It's fishing with hand grenades.
If you feel like feeding the trolls a bit more here is some stuff stolen from reddit. Put this up with a caption about the face of evil or some shit like that:
How DARE you refer to Sir Carl Weathers as evil. That's Action Jackson himself, man. Patience, the ass kicking WILL occur:
How do you pick Carl Weathers as your evil looking black man from Predator? I'm normally all about Carl Weathers, but let's be serious for a moment. This man clearly out bad-asses Carl Weathers: Spoiler Also, Predator is probably the greatest movie ever made. Just needed to throw that in there while I'm on the subject.
Well, I just google imaged Kony, and sure enough, the guy looks like he was trying to dress as Carl Weathers in Predator. Bill Duke is still scarier.
Predator is one of the best action films to come out of the 80's. A friend of mine starred in a movie directed by Bill Duke (a super nice, intelligent guy he says) with Forrest Whitaker called Deacons Of Defense. Here's what he told me after shooting: ...he plays a racist redneck sheriff that beats up Whitaker's young daughter in the film. And my favourite badass-looking black dude, Cutty Wise:
Shee-it. The game ain't in him no more. None of it. Maybe it's just the facial scars, but Omar and Marlo are some bad looking dudes.
I fucking can't stand Marlo. Scavenging, monotoned, and boring. Worst thing about The Wire. I just found Cutty to be the most compelling character on the show, and his glare when he's pissed knocks down walls.
Speaking of which, I was just peeing too, and I got the craziest chill of all time. It shook me so hard it made my wiener shake about while mid stream and I peed everywhere. Fuck.
Absolutely. Marlo annoyed the fuck out of me the whole series. The scene where Cutty stares down Fruit is just fucking fantastic. What a BAMF
I have to pack to go on vacation with my family tomorrow which means I have to talk to my family tomorrow about all the big decisions I have to make in my life, and I don't really want to have to do that. So, I'm procrastinating HARDCORE on here and in all other ways. Also, is there a reason I can't sleep in an adult-esque sleeping pattern?
Only women do this. Why do women do this?...... ...it's called a "foodgasm", and just like actual orgasm in a woman, it is completely and utterly fake. It's just FOOD. I don't care how good it tastes, why do you make a face like a Scanner is making your brain explode? I don't care if you're eating the Virgin Mary's pussy. Stop. Doing. That. I call "shenanigans" and by that, I mean "attention whore"