No, it also requires a Che poster and a hacky sack. Also, that is the greatest use of that meme I've ever seen.
Hey, can one of you canadians try to see if discovery channel streaming is working or if they know I am using a proxy. I really want to watch this show, but it says it is down. <a class="postlink" href="http://watch.discoverychannel.ca/mighty-ships-/mighty-ships-season-3/mighty-ships-oasis-of-the-seas/#clip310688" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://watch.discoverychannel.ca/mighty ... clip310688</a>
Speaking of good old Carl Weathers: (embedding won't let me link to a specific time, so skip to about 10 seconds in)
Mrs. Noland has a bunch of hens coming over tonight so one of her friends can sell her Mary Kay crap. She gets free makeup out of this which I'm lead to believe is a good thing, but this is going to suck. Plus I'll be sober and, as this is an inconvenient week, I won't even have that consolation after everyone leaves. And my check engine light came on this morning and I have to work tomorrow. If anyone wants to kick me in the crotch it might actually make this weekend better.
I spent last night on a conference call to Japan where I oscillated between begging and ordering a man twice my age to do his damn job. Japan: 1. Angel: 0. And, the Fat Cunt at work is celebrating her birthday today and brought in a bunch of donuts "just because... you know...". She's one step away from bringing us paper hats to wear and making us play Musical Chairs with her. Apparently we're in third grade.
Damn it. I fucking love boats, and am dying to watch this show, but somehow Discovery figured out how to block me. Assholes.
Wait, what? If she has people over for Mary Kay aren't you suppose to go get drunk with your friends? I thought that was a rule.
Just to follow up, this was an AWFUL, AWFUL idea (read: fantastic). Ended up smoking cigars with my roommate and two friends in a classroom after last call. Just woke up at 11 still hammered, puked, and it's off to class.
Think of the possibilities. Every product that the pink nightmare mentions he can ask "Can I use this on my junk?" "Can I use this to powder my dick?" I may be a simple man, but embarrassing my significant other has gone beyond hobby straight into fetish. Honestly, who does make-up parties? Host a sex toy party. THAT'S where the money is. I'd also be more inclined to hand over the check book. Hell, I'd insist.
Kids today. Is that the way a college kid's night should end? Back in tha day homes, we didn't usually cap off our night by ending up in school with dudes. We pretty much wanted the polar opposite of that. No wonder I don't feel like I fit in at college. I have been going at this all wrong. Now.... who sells the best skinny jeans, Urfag Behavior?
I know right? Back in my day (2004-2008) we used to have to take CABS to the bars. Kids these days, they're so lucky they can walk to their bars. What the fuck is going on? CABS, you hear that youngins? They were yellow cars, driven by foreigners that you had to pair per minute and mile just to go get fucked up. Now these whipper-snappers are drinking and smoking cigars in classrooms now? Back in MY DAY we had two separate places where we learned and got fucked up. Now its the same place! Fucking kids these days, everything is getting easier for them. What's next the classrooms and bars moving into their dormrooms? This will work for today.
I just ate the largest banana I've ever seen. It should be working in the porn industry. It came in at a whopping 13.7". Yes I measured it. It was delicious.