God brewery tours are great. I filled my 7 oz tasting glass six times, then went to a pub for another pint, some chowdah, and a crab cake. And I got to keep the glass. This was all before noon. Almost like Munich.
Well, I've got a long night of inputting data ahead of me. Working as fast as I can now so I can finally go out tonight after like 3 straight weekends holed in. FUCK grad school.
And I just won the workday. Drinking booze and eating pizza. At my desk. Thanks for playing y'all. No wonder everyone hates advertising, they don't do this at work.
Rave: Li'l Bandit's school pictures came in today, and he looks awesome (as usual)! Rant: The photography company put their logo in the bottom corner of EVERY GODDAM PICTURE. Nice touch, Life Touch, you fucking douche bags.
TiB, the only place in the world where future serial killers faces are posted online for the world to see.
Everyone: Get drunk and donate money to my volleyball charity, and if donations from NOW (meaning right the fuck now, not 3 minutes ago or earlier) until we set the clocks forward on EST $200 comes in, I will post a pic of my wife's naked ass. Maybe with a hand print from me smacking it. Seriously. Get it over $350 by then, I'll get the titties up, too. IT'S FOR CHARITY! No, ladies, no pics of my kawk. I don't have a big enough lens. In other news: Rum on an empty stomach makes me make bad promises like the above. Luckily the wife is a good sport. In other, other news: I have to go car shopping tomorrow. I drive 90 miles a day. I gotta get something that won't A) kill me on gas, and B) need a shitmotherfuckington of work to keep it on the road. So of course, I'm immediately drawn to V8 powered sedans. I must resist. I wish my budget matched my taste in cars.
Maybe the Mary Kay thing isn't so bad, after all. There's a tatted up brunette in a short skirt and fuck me heels in my dining room.
UC wins. Fucking hell yeah. Too bad I am an old man and I have to work tomorrow morning or else I'd be getting hammered down in Clifton with everyone. Spring is coming I can't wait for the warm weather any more than I am right now. Titties and ass titties and ass.