Oh, hello there wine, how I have missed you over the past couple of months. Is it a good or bad thing that i have the tolerance of a teenager now?
Just got home after a 7 hour nannying shift. People, please talk to your children about sex. For the love of God, don't leave all the hard facts up to your NANNY, for Chrissakes. I can play horse, I can cook healthy dinners, I can give baths, I can read stories and do all the voices, but I can't do sex ed for kids. I just can't. 5-year-old: "Where do babies come from?" Me: "Ask your Mom." 5-year-old: "My friend Blake says that you have to have sex to have babies." Me: "..." 5-year-old: "And sex means taking off your pants and doing this (*makes a humping motion with her hips*) and kissing. You get to keep your underwear on, though." Me: "No, that's not how it works." 5-year-old: "So I had sex with Blake." Me: "NO YOU DIDN'T. THAT IS NOT WHAT SEX IS." I then gave her an extremely technical explanation of sex, how babies happen, and a PC-version of the birthing process. My intent was to give her just enough information to thoroughly confuse the shit out of her, but more than enough to make her to stop asking me questions and instead come up with more pointed questions when her parents were around. I failed. 5-year-old: "Wait...you have EGGS? Like, inside you? Right now?" Me: "Yes." 5-year-old: "I don't believe you." Me: "What? Why not?" 5-year-old: "I think you're lying. Lay one right now." Me: "No, no. The eggs stay inside me and only come out once a month." 5-year-old: "I've never seen you lay an egg. You're lying to me. If you're not lying, you will lay an egg right now." Me: "I can't do that. I promise I'm not lying, though. I can explain how..." 5-year-old: "Liar." I'll be buying Our Bodies, Ourselves for storytime, I think.
Fuck your hangout. Post in this thread and leave evidence of your drunkenness. I need entertainment. Or don't I think it's time for the casino. Hopefully I don't witness some drunk street fight tonight and have to call the police. Goddnight everybody.
My nephew is 6 and was trying to find out where babies came from, and his dad, who is living in Iceland wanted to be the one to tell him a sanitized version for 6 year olds, but the kid was trying to get it out of anyone he could. My sister-in-law warned us that he would ask us, and not to tell him. Naturally he asked, so I pulled a Calvin's dad and told him that most people ordered them from a catalog, but his parents were lucky because they actually found him in the train station because someone forgot him.
Nom, do you ever wonder if pictures like the one in your avatar are the real deal?Like... do you think he's actually dicking her in that picture? Or do you think it's just posed? It's a shame if he's not actually inside her.
Fucking Connecticut. At mass this morning the priest urged parishoners to contact their congressman. Why? For some contraception-related legislation? Nope. To urge them to vote YES for a bill to allow sale of alcohol on Sundays. That's right, a left-wing, deep blue state like Connecticut is STILL having a debate about whether or not to sell booze because of some obsolete Puritanism that no one cares about. When even the fucking Catholic church is telling you it's retarded, maybe it's time to take another look.
Do what I do: not quit. Or, take a shovel to the nearest cemetary and start beating up dead people. Takes the edge off.
Welcome to the American South, sexy pants. Some towns in this county, Palm Beach, the den of the rich and spoiled, still have blue laws about selling booze on Sunday before noon. We still have completely dry counties up in the panhandle. I will never visit those places and do my best to drive around them on principle. When I visited Savannah, I wanted to grab a bunch of 40s (FL caps at 32oz) to bring back to friends. No go. It didn't occur on me nobody except restaurants could sell on a Sunday. How the fuck are we supposed to legalize meth for kindergarteners when there are still dry counties? Fun Fact: town where Jack Daniels is made in Tennessee is a dry county.
I forgot how obsessed some girls are with weddings until I decided to browse pinterest. Also, that site will teach you more about a person in 10 seconds than facebook will in 10 months. Here is sort of how I feel browsing it. Spoiler
There was just a commercial on produced by the government here regarding the state owned liquor store claiming that allowing price reduction/buy 2 get 3 sales, it would mean that there would be no decent selection. Dudes can marry dudes here, but you can't buy booze on a sunday.
It's going to be a sad day for liquor store owners in CT when they can start selling on Sundays. Regardless of where you stand on the issue a ton of the mom and pops places are going away.
Yeah I know that's the main argument, and yeah I hear you about the small business protection stuff. But I just don't see how one extra day makes a huge difference. They're already not selling on Sundays, is continuing to not sell really going to make a huge difference? Yeah they're competition will get a leg up on them if they decide to remain closed on Sundays, but I just don't see many closing up shop completely because of it. Just my $0.02 But hey, at least wineries can already sell on Sunday. Some sort of agricultural protection law I think.
The taxes here are so high on alcohol and tobacco that these guys barely turn a profit as is, now they're going to have to either give up their one day off a week or increase staffing just to capture the same amount of revenue. Or they stay closed and lose a lot of the revenue off the top while keeping expenses the same. Make no mistake I want them to be able to sell on Sundays and I'm not against letting the grocery stores sell booze, but I do feel bad for the guys that bought their licences five years ago under the pretense that they got a day off every week and don't have to compete with grocery stores. It sucks, but working in a highly regulated industry like that you have to prepare for the worst.
Annnnnd.....this may be the best website ever. You guys can keep your porn, I apparently would rather look at cute fuzzy creatures doing interesting things. Um....the fuck????