If they keep feeding me shots like they did last night, I won't be in any shape to sleep with either of them... but passing out naked on their couch is a possibility.
Well, UConn is really going to step up their game this year in this bracket. Kentucky, in Kentucky in the second round, yikes.
Does anybody have decent picking strategies for brackets? If I win this pool using a strategy from here, I'm willing to waste $100-200 in any way the board sees fit.
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Here's a few strategies. Love the commercial but I hate his kind. You know, those people that fill out 10 fucking brackets and then claim they picked the winner. No shit you picked the winner. In four of those brackets you had a 1st seed winning.
The only time 'The Game' should be life changing is if you get to the end, realize that you've been being a jackass by engaging in PUA bullshit and decide to reform your life, invest some fucking creative intellect in understanding your own behaviours and communicate with people honestly and clearly. If you're not a PUA, it should be an entertaining insight into folly. Anyone who describes 'The Game' as a life changing guide to totally banging hot babes either has the reading comprehension skills of a slightly dim 8 year old, or didn't read the book to the fucking end. I blame the bad karma from my last post for the stupidity infesting my office today. Do these people not know that they're wrong and or stupid and I'm hung over? Apparently they were throwing the shit in the hall way and the cops had to be called Seriously, when the fuck did UK pokemon tournaments turn into something news worthy?
Here's something pretty neat that I found. Spoiler I've got to warn you, it involves a hairbrush. NSFW
Bullshit. Fuck them. Fuck them all. Fuck them all at the same time. I know. That from a man who just recently turned down half his age pussy for.........I can't remember. Speaking of old, here is some old school...
.........can't believe it's been twenty years. One of my jobs between semesters was to drive convicts for a taxi company that competed with the bus company for transporting convicts being released from prison to their first destination from prison release. ...part of my pitch was to stand outside my cab blasting NWA. First place guys in my cab wanted to go was.....yea, "liquo sto' for a pint".
from my rep If you share this opinion, it's because you read the entire book and understood the words. If you have a different opinion - I hope you're run over by a drunk and bitter english teacher. I fucking love XKCD
I'm no friend of the PUA community, but there are one or two important points, I think, that come out of it. Of course, you can make those points without all the bullshit, which is what I'm attempting to do now is this sentence still going on what the fuck Anyway: Don't be scared to talk to women! I really wish I knew how much of the "runaway success" PUA claim is simply based on the fact that they're engaging more women than the norm. Don't get hung up on women just because they have vaginas. The fact that you might like to see somebody naked doesn't mean you have to be some kind of sycophant. Have things to talk about beyond what you do for work or your willingness to buy somebody a drink. All of these could also be filed under "treat everybody like people." This Long Trail isn't bad!
The PUA style advice that I give my friends who are struggling is pretty basic 1. Don't be repugnant (I work with a lot of IT guys. Regular bathing/deodorant and not dressing like a hobo is a revelation for some of them) 2. Go out to have fun, and talk to people like they're people. Getting laid is a by product. 3. Don't misrepresent yourself (don't fake a friendship hoping it will lead to sex, and then go all 'passive aggressive liars masquerading as nice guys finish last and whine on facebook' when the girl is dumb enough to believe that you want to be friends) 4. Don't get hung up someone you barely know and replace who they are with your fantasy of who they might be 5. Drunk and Horny = Bad decisions. Jerk off before and restrict intoxication level to chilled at most if you're trying to get laid.
I thought this was how you were supposed to get girls: http://video.adultswim.com/the-venture-bros/girl-island.html
I've never been a part of the community or had any interest in doing so. However, I have read "The Game" (which is a story of a guy who got into the PUA community but eventually grew beyond it) and a couple of other pick-up books pirated from the web. A lot of the advice is worthwhile reading, especially for a teenage nerd who had only ever had one girlfriend at that point, and understood precious little about women. (Me) As I grew up, became more successful with women, and figured things out from my own experiences, I realized some of material in these books was either incorrect, exaggerated, or only scratching the surface of something more interesting and complicated. Still, I can say the same about at least 90% of books I've read about business, life success, relationships, etc. Nevertheless, it's worthwhile just to expose yourself to some new ideas and mindsets, even if you later end up rejecting part of it. It's the same reason I read Freud, although his views on psychology were a vast oversimplification, if not outright bullshit.
As a 20 something guy who hasn't touched a vagina since the day I slid out of my mom's, I...I really don't even know where I was going with that, but the PUA stuff strikes me as mostly bullshit. I have plenty of friends who are girls, and I'm so far beyond the point of desperation, that I don't really care anymore. Which has magically netted me more attention from girls lately. So there's that. And here's boobs. gif NSFW