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Spring Break/St Pats WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Mar 1, 2012.

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    It is 81 degrees in my office right now.

    I want to murder the person who keeps turning up the thermostat.

    I'm not acclimated to this shit at all.

    At my regular job it is 66-68 and here it is 81. My body doesn't know what the fuck to do.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    My roommates all last year wanted to keep the temperature inside at 80. It was fucking ridiculous. Even in the middle of January I would crack the windows because of how hot it was. They would have the heat running in April...in South Carolina. Drove me up a wall. I talked to them about it a number of times but the best compromise I could extract was to knock it down to 78 because it was two against one. Nice kids, but fucking psychotic with the temperature. That was what made me decide I needed my own place. Nothing ruins a domicile like people who like shitty temperatures.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    And on a completely unrelated to anything note, here is this: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-man-who-tried-to-stick-a-live-cockatoo-in-his-asshole/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/su ... s-asshole/</a>
     
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    I tell you, as a guy, shit can be taxing. The whole don't act like you are only out to get laid when you go out thing has always messed with me. I know, the go to line that is now spewed ad nauseum is "go out to be actually interested and engaging and actually mean it" or some deverivative thereof. I love going out and meeting new people and I love finding people with similar interest and all that shit. It's rewarding in its own way but nothing relieves that sexual pressure, not cranking it ten times a day or making new besties at a tailgate, like you know, actually fucking. So usually end up either telegraphing my inner desire too early or end up making out with the chick in the middle of the bar is she's down.



    pre post edit: Ow yeah girls can be in the same situation too. What's up Dcc?? Let me ask you something, you floss before you brush your teeth or after??? *


    *Im at least kiss closing this set I feel it.
     
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    Well, on the bright side, if he goes to prison, he'll already have experience taking a cock or two.
     
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    Har har har.

    Also, just to weigh in on the topic du jour, I've read The Game by Neil Stauss. I've also read Chimpanzee Politics by Franz de Waal. The latter taught me far more about what the PUA culture is all about.
     
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    Also, the club scene isn't for everybody. I might just be biased because I fucking hate clubs, but I'd rather meet people in basically any other situation.
     
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    I believe that is Santa Cecilia Light Granite. Damn, I should go back to looking at animals being dicks.
     
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    I hear that.

    You know why?

    Because we're not in a fucking club.
     
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    The best times are when you and Jordan Paul post about not understanding why you can't get laid.


    I'm missing the English here.
     
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    Ditto.
     
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    So we both look forward to you and him not being able to get laid?

    Sweet...I thought we'd never agree on anything!
     
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    Ditto as in I always look forward to your post about your inability to maintain any sort of relationship with men. That was you right?
     
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    Yes, you've got that right. Which means one of us is communicating effectively, at least.
     
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    Hey, at least he listens.
     
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    I can't tell if this girl is cold.



    Or hot.


    Wait...I just realized I don't care...
     

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    I'm going through a nasty dryspell myself so I won't profess to be an expert, but I think guys finding themselves still a virgin in their early 20s shouldn't be looking at the bar scene to get laid. If you're great at picking up women the bar is your prime spot. The vast majority of guys are not great at picking up women. I've had a lot of friends and I can count on one hand how many would actually go out with that intention and have a 50/50 or better chance ending the night with a hottie. You probably have better chances meeting girls through a friend, or 'insert non drinking social activity' and then you hook up with them at a party or at the bar once you've loosened up. I never go out with the intention of getting laid because I've been there, done that, and it hardly ever works. Seriously, I did that a few times when I started college and quickly realized if you and your friends are letting the night revolve around that there's a 95% chance it's going to be a pathetic boring shit show. For most of us your chances you up exponentially if you aren't thinking about getting laid at all.

    Worry about getting laid at bars and hooking up with strangers after you're already getting laid.
     
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    Good discussion.

    to answer a couple questions from before, this one is Diora Baird

    and this one is Carla Ossa

    and this is a gif
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    What's the most popular accessory for a girl on the Jersey Shore?

    an abortion
     
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    Watched 10 episodes of 'The Shield' in the last couple of days. How the fuck have I never watched this before?
     
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