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Spring Break/St Pats WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Mar 1, 2012.

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  1. Danger Boy

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    I'm sure it works great until your wireless hotspot:
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    Yeah but the fact that you could connect with the low price of a couple of tall boys of steel reserve is much more appealing than the bullshit most places make you go through.
     
  3. CharlesJohnson

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    Honestly, these are all bonus features.

    Can you get your wifi to roll in your friend's hotel bed and wipe his ass with the towels? There's something meta about filming that and uploading at the same time as the "device" you're using is actually doing the act.

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    wtf, Japs...
     
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    True story - in the early to mid eighties my father worked/lived in Boston during the week and commuted home to Connecticut on the weekends. On the North end of Quincy Market not far from the Union Oyster House there was a guy that acted homeless and panhandled every day. When ever he walked by this guy my Dad would drop a dollar or two into his bucket. One time both of my parents were in Boston and they were heading out to dinner and they passed the place where the "homeless guy" was always stationed - he was heading out of a local establishment dressed in designer jeans(it was the eighties) and a leather jacket and then proceeded to get into his BMW that was parked nearby. That was the last time my father dropped anything into his bucket!

    About two weeks ago I was leaving the local mall and there was a guy on the side of the exit driveway with a sign that said "all I want for the New Year is a job". As we approached him a number of people handed him money - once I got next to him, I handed him my business card and told him to come see me the following Monday because I was hiring and I would give him a job. He never showed - so the moral of the story is whatever sob story you create will make you more money than a $10/hour job...
     
  7. fleafly

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    This is one reason I don't give money to the homeless. "But fleafly, maybe they are homeless, don't you feel bad for them?" Hell no I don't feel bad for them. There is a reason they are homeless and poor. Maybe they should have made better decisions in their life.
     
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    This is tongue-in-cheek, right?
     
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    Yeah, all those homeless folk making that irresponsible decision to be mentally ill. Poor choice, hobos.
     
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    Yeah, but if you do find a way out Disney will make a movie about you!
     
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    It's easy if you're a large black kid who knows Sandra Bullock, though. That's the key.
     
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    Hey, some mentally ill people live a fine life. For example; ballsack drives a BMW, and owns a condo. These street hoodlums are just doing it wrong.
     
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    I don't know what's more offensive, the fact she's a hipster (looks like she could be Jack White's girlfriend) or her adorable avoidance of nigga, by using jigga and digga as substitutes.

    I need to call my people. We've been trying to keep this phenomena to one or two attractive white rapping girls in the world. More will sew seeds of chaos and cause the Mayan's prophecy to come true. *Phones Men in Black*

    Oh no, make it stop, she's adorable.

     
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    So does anyone have tips on black out curtains?

    My bedroom windows it turns out all face the rising sun. No problem until I realize that the sun rises before 6AM starting friday.

    For true darkness can I depend on drapes? Or should I go all out and make some felt squares that cover the windows and turn the room into a cave?
     
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    As long as the curtain bars are high enough above the window and extend far enough past the edges of the window, you can black the room out with curtains. Just make sure they're thick curtains - "energy efficient" "blackout" or "insulated" curtains are all designed to do what you want.

    Felt squares + ultra cheap curtains might be cheaper, but it'll be harder for you to let the light in when you want it.

    More expensive but more fun: drink heavily every night. (edit: dammit, sniped!)
     
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    Re: Re: Spring Break/St Pats WDT

    Doesn't do anything but make you wake up with a headache made worse by the fucking sun shining in your eyes.

    I use thick ass curtains, short of painting my windows black its the best thing I found.
     
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