You could also try like, Cubbyhole on a not too busy night. Or maybe Rebel Cupcake, if you're into curves? I'm sure there's some other kind of femme dance party in Brooklyn too, I'll ask around a bit. Do you dance at all?
Not that I particularly want to change the topic away from amateur lesbian experiences and how to acquire them, but some indeterminate amount of time ago Ballsack posted the clip to Ciara's Ride. Now I can't get over the fact that she has cold, dead, stripper eyes. Spoiler
Oh hell no, I'm not facilitating you robbing more women from me, you homewrecker. Speaking of dancing, I love this god damn song but I just can't find a way to dance to it that isn't incredibly homoerotic. It's very troubling.
Yeah, the only place I dance is in the confines of my own abode anyway, so fuck it. It'll keep with the direction of the thread at least. Also, not to get all seriousey, but audrey, wanting to have a homosexual experience is just fine, but the way you want to go about it seems to be a "check it off the list" kind of way. Nothing wrong with that, but that sort of desire suggests to me that you're best off looking to the internet since that is a place where you can get the social contract signed in a more concrete form that isn't as open to misinterpretation. If you go to party where it is mostly about the chemistry of the moment there is a greater risk of miscommunication and possibly you leading someone on or accidentally using someone. Now if you meet someone who is totally DTF and nothing more then absolutely have a blast, it's just that these things are harder to ensure in "just met you tonight" hookup. Just something to consider. Lastly, maybe you're just trying too hard? I'm not gay and I have never gotten to know any gay community beyond going to a few gay bars and a couple of gay friends so I don't know what the protocol is, but if the years I have spent chasing women have taught me anything it is this: social situations are much more fun, more relaxed, and also seem to end up in bed more often when you aren't trying to seduce women and are instead just bullshitting with friends.
I like how you are being considerate of others' feelings here. You wouldn't happen to live near Boston, would you?
Maybe I'm just drunk, maybe I'm just high, and I know you've heard this song covered a thousand times. But is this (the original) not the best thing you've ever heard/seen?
I did cartwheels at the gym this morning. Apparently I am a 10 year old girl because I can do a fucking awesome cartwheel.
Working from home again today. This marks the second day in many years that I haven't had to suit up for work. Sitting in my office in jeans and a hoodie is awesome. What's not awesome is that I'm working from home because we had to drop off the wife's car to get fixed since I couldn't figure out what was wrong with it via an OBD scanner. Definitely not looking forward to seeing the bill from the stealership. And, while I was typing this, got a call from them. Fucking $800 bill. We purchased an extended warranty on the car, so they're going to contact them and let me know what, if anything, is covered. Fingers crossed on that.