Yeah, I don't plan on getting up for said salad bar. I want every cut 2-3 times. If it is wrapped in bacon, 4 times. I want to finish my meal and think "Yes, this is why terrorists hate us." T-Minus 100 minutes.
Fuck, man. One of the latest (white, mind you) girls wouldn't even let me finish in her mouth. This girl had graduated from college. How does that happen?
But more to the point, there's a 'thing' in white hipster culture to embrace rap acts for the purpose of cultural brownie points that are either 1) old enough to have passed out of the mainstream (all those groups he named), 2) are quirky or quaint by modern standards (i.e. ATCQ, Run DMC), or 3) are outlandishly explicit (Wu Tang, NWA). That's what he is refering to, not merely "white folk listening to hip-hop"
And after a minimum of fore-thought, I'm going to Montreal for the Grand Prix. This is now the third consecutive trip in a row in which I've broken my personal record for the farthest in advance I've planned a trip. But hey, at least I was able to find reasonably priced hostel beds for the night, unlike New York.
Ah, man. I miss all the best slap fights. Work is boring the fuck out of me right now. I may have to drink a bottle or two of wine when I get home.
Yup. It is my graceland. You can then walk two blocks away and go see tits at the Seville for dessert.
So today 2 fellow students got into a brawl in the offices. Apparently one guy was bouncing a ball against a door. Another dude, who has always seemed a little unstable in the time that I've known him, absolutely lost his shit. He stormed into the guy's office threw him off his chair and started choking him saying he was going to kill him. The other guy retaliated and there was a brouhaha which ended with the attacker storming out and disappearing. The guy who got attacked has finger marks on his throat along with several cuts and bruises. He called the cops and now they are trying to find the attacker. The kicker: the attacker has a huge exam today. I'm trying to find out what happened, whether or not he showed to the exam. There is a note on the attacker's office door from the police saying they are looking for him. Unfortunately, I wasn't in my office when this went down so I missed the whole thing. Econ students gone wild. Any legal scholars out there? The guy who got attacked is a friend of mine. Can he get in trouble for this? He was just defending himself, but he did instigate things in a way by bouncing the ball against the door. Also, he fought back.
One of the managers at work is terrible with spelling. She left a note for the GM to call "Jail" and the number. Cue him calling a several-hundred dollar client named Gail and waking her up at 7AM. He was not pleased.
So I tried to make things work out with the twins mom. It went about as well as can be expected. On a positive note however, she chose the first beautiful week of the year. Also St. Pat's is coming up this weekend. So if she was going to pick a week to break up with me, this was a damned good one. Also, I just got done golfing. I am more buzzed than a little bit! Hooray spring break!
Just laughing at the idea of bouncing a ball against a door and defending yourself against physical assault being reasons to be legally liable.
I missed the pissing match du jour, but heres something that should lighten the mood thats been making the rounds on the usual places: Spoiler
Heh, I always figured fist-fights should stay between the two involved, unless one ends up in the hospital. I feel like I missed out, SheGirl came out of her no-posting cave to lay the law down.
Yeah, I was at work. In other news. My job is filled with a bunch of women who can't not gossip and act like adults in a work place. Everything has to be a backhanded or a catty comment and immediately spread as soon as someone is out of earshot. None of us get out of this world alive, do you really want to live your life this way? Luckily my supervisor likes me and is out going and fun to work with as are most of the people on my shift. I've just been spending more time with the earlier shift more often and god damn it's fucking bullshit.