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Spring Break/St Pats WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Mar 1, 2012.

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  1. Parker

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    "Come on honey! It's for my health! Direct medicine application!"
     
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  2. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I have to give a shootout to the awesome dude who is two offices down from me named "Dong-Oh Joo." Goes by Eric.
     
    #1122 dubyu tee eff, Mar 15, 2012
  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Mine is not nearly as funny or cool as any of those names. You left out:

    Buster Hyman

    Ross X

    R. Soul
     
    #1123 Crown Royal, Mar 15, 2012
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    Adolf Oliver Nippuls?
     
    #1124 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 15, 2012
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    You ate all of her nipples?! Wait, how many did she have?

    Harry Mansechs wants to know.
     
    #1125 CharlesJohnson, Mar 15, 2012
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    Stephen Colbert had a few really funny donors to his super-pac. Munchma Cuchi and Frumunda Muhballs were two of the most memorable.
     
    #1126 ghettoastronaut, Mar 15, 2012
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    Penis Ejactulating!!!

    am i playing right
     
    #1127 Nom Chompsky, Mar 15, 2012
  8. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Then there's Ghetto, who is the most caucasian-looking white boy in Canada, has a VERY caucasian first name, and has a last name that couldn't be more Italian-sounding if his middle name was "Paulie" and he was driving an IROC with ground effects.
     
    #1128 Crown Royal, Mar 15, 2012
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    You are if we are talking about how UNC-Asheville is sticking with Syracuse.
     
    #1129 Gravy, Mar 15, 2012
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    Connor de Ilikeadapizza?
     
    #1130 ssycko, Mar 15, 2012
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    He's right about that last part. Tried to drive an IROC with ground effects, name actually sounded less Italian.

    People see my last name from the nametag all the time at work. "Italian, eh?" they all say. "Yes, my father is apparently a short, fat, black-haired Italian man. I think the mailman was involved" I respond.
     
    #1131 ghettoastronaut, Mar 15, 2012
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    I'm right about the first part, too!!! Come on, dude. You look like J. Crew and the Winklevoss twins had sex and you were the result.

    (slight sarcasm)
     
    #1132 Crown Royal, Mar 15, 2012
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    ... ladies?
     
    #1133 ghettoastronaut, Mar 15, 2012
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    I guess you look more like your mom?

    [​IMG]
     
    #1134 Nom Chompsky, Mar 15, 2012
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    I once exchanged emails with a girl named Moonlit Wang.
     
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    Which banner ad at the top of the TiB screen was it in response to?
     
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    There is woman who works at a local post office named Kum Sukh.

    My all time favorite was a guy I used to bowl with named Rack Malmstone.
     
    #1137 Misanthropic, Mar 15, 2012
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    Well thats the LAST time I pick Harvard for the Final Four...
     
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    Awww bless your heart, you think Coors Light is beer.
     
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