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Spring Break/St Pats WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Mar 1, 2012.

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  1. StayFrosty

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    I've yet to see a company make a good bottled tea. Alcoholic tea, especially made by Coors, increases the likelihood of a terrible product to almost certainty. Homemade iced tea with a bit of whiskey or bourbon in it would probably be much better.
     
    #1141 StayFrosty, Mar 15, 2012
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    This thread needs more ass shots...

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    No, I hate Coors. It's training beer. Perfect for toddlers.

    I just hate the flavoured beer fad.
     
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    I actually hate all "mixed drinks" in bottles. They have a funny taste.

    If I'm going to make a rum and coke, or a beer and tomato juice, or a vodka and orange juice, or a long island iced tea - I want to mix it myself (and add an inappropriate amount of alcohol) or have a bartender mix it. I don't want it mixed for me in a factory.
     
    #1144 hooker, Mar 15, 2012
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    I hate this. I hate that. Gosh, I'm a complainer tonight.

    I need to tilt the bottles faster. Apparently.
     
    #1145 hooker, Mar 15, 2012
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    That's why I don't even hate flavored beer or whatever shitty drink people like to consume.

    If it gets someone drunk and happy I'm all for it.
     
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    True. Drunk is better.

    More importantly... SLIPPERY BUM.

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    #1147 hooker, Mar 15, 2012
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    It's windy out tonight. Hemingway said "There's a strong wind today and we drink according to the wind." So I think I need to heed this advice and drink whiskey. Two ice cubes just to get it chilly until they slowly melt. If only my bar sold absinthe.

    Honestly. You wouldn't take advice from this guy?
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    #1148 CharlesJohnson, Mar 15, 2012
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    So who else has been watching the Highlander series on Amazon Instant? Anyone? Anyone?
     
    #1149 Frank, Mar 15, 2012
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    Looks like, in this thread... THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I'm leaving now.
     
    #1150 CharlesJohnson, Mar 15, 2012
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    HOW the fuck am I going to sleep after learning about this thing?

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    I don't know what the fuck those things are, but judging the context of your regular posts and their phallic nature I'm assuming they have something to do with sex.
     
    #1152 Gravy, Mar 15, 2012
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    Clams, maybe?

    If so, I maintain my belief that they are disgusting.
     
    #1153 rachiii, Mar 15, 2012
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    #1154 hooker, Mar 15, 2012
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Geoducks never fail to make me laugh because COME ON, NATURE.

    Also, today, I learned that the Planned Parenthood in York, PA is on Beaver Street.
     
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    You mean they aren't in a back alley?
     
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    But yes, a GIANT and horrifying clam, just solidifying my belief that clams should not be eaten and are revolting. I will seriously eat anything else (TiB, I sense a challenge, let us not do this) but clams are just gross.
     
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    It's a dick clam. That takes like seven years to grow. Or something.
     
    #1158 hooker, Mar 15, 2012
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    But may I introduce you to...

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    It's nothing short of delicious. I, a licensed beer snob, will drink it without shame or fear of judgment, and it is so tasty that even tiny Asian girls who think beer is icky will, upon trying some, go for seconds.
     
    #1159 ghettoastronaut, Mar 15, 2012
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    That looks disgusting. I'm pretty girlie, and I'd never drink that shit. Ever.
     
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