I'm taking a bottle of whipped cream vodka fishing with me tomorrow. Beautiful, Florida weather... Out on the water. I can't wait.
Second Cocktail. 9:50 These are doubles. And tasty. Just a thought. Two bands that are underrated. Live, and ELO. Others that may fall into this catagory: Thin Lizzy Local H Placebo Ratt Or it could just be my perspective.
Local H and Live are the tits. Others: Brother Cane Toadies Filter Sponge Monster Magnet Girls Against Boys
Yeah, I've actually thought a lot about those risks, both selflessly and selfishly. Actually, I don't think I'm trying hard enough. But I kind of didn't want to tell you that so that everyone goes on imagining me walking up to girls with really cheesy pickup lines and other stereotypes of what guys do when they're trying really hard to get laid. Re: Pimptress and Angel
3rd double. 10:45. I see naps in my future. I want to prove how stupid I was when I was younger. (I've got thousands of these) I thought Ratt & Roll 8191 was just a regular album by Ratt. I think I've even told people when I was younger that it was an amazing album. Not knowing it was a compilation.
Eh, you shouldn't really be "trying" at all. I know that I do much better now that I'm older in that I just go out to have a couple of drinks and a good time, and sometimes things happen, sometimes not. As opposed to being younger and stupid and totally going out to pick some chicks brosef. Good lord I want to go back in time and smack myself. Not for nothing, but have you considered maybe just going out to a regular bar and just shooting the breeze with girls there? I'm sure there are some that have the same mindset or have had it in the back of their mind to experiment. Going specifically to a "queer party" with the express purpose of picking someone up sounds a bit clinical. Of course, Mr. Eff is also right and if you're just looking to check that box (hah!) maybe you should just go the online route.
It's funny having to give the male pep talk to a girl on how cool you have to play it just to simply fuck a girl. I don't have any gay male friends and never asked any but being a guy and thinking like a guy it has to be a fucking breeze picking up guys if Audry's situation was flipped. Do lesbians have to do the whole nonchalant courting game with girls they just want to fuck? I have a feeling most gay male pick ups in gay bars go as follow: Gay guy 1:Man I could really just use a good blowjob... Gay guy 2:Me too. GG1: Soooooo you want to do this thing? GG2: My house our yours? GG1: We could just go out back behind the dumpster and save the gas. (high five)
11:57 4th double. Need to eat. Speaking of underrated. I know Ronda Rousey isn't the hottest female MMA star,, and even though she's only got 4 wins, I want her to put me in an arm in guillotine just to feel her boobs on my back.
I have a feeling it looks like a tiny arm flexing its bicep at you. An angry, veinous bicep. I also imagine when it flexes its bicep, another tinier bicep pops up on it like in Popeye.
So the year that St. Paddy's is finally on a Saturday so that I can celebrate in the proper fashion, Most of my friends will be on a ski trip that I (for some reason) opted out of, and my Girlfriend will be working 3pm-past midnight. Not cool.
I hear you, man. I'll be holed in the office all weekend learning a software to program the games for my experiment. It's exciting...but hardly compares to St. Paddy's day festivities. Fuck school.
But tell me how you really feel sack. On another note, I was sent home from work because our rig is a continual bunch of retarded backwoods fuckups, and I get paid all the same. Commence the drinking!
A mother brought her kid into the store. Kid was this fat little troll; smelled like a shower fart. His mom must have bathed with onions. Little bastard was screaming at the top of his lungs. Whining over fuck knows what. But the high ceilings carry that shit like a bullhorn set off right in your ear. You feel that in your bones. She didn't say boo to him. Repeat this scene at least once a day. Another mom comes in with a 1 one year old. Kid is all smiles, cooing, making the beginnings of speech. He was really trying to make a word. It was beautiful, wonderful learning. Fucking mother yells at him to shut up. So you see, through extrapolation... everybody is an asshole and I hope they smother to death inside a hippo's frothy anus.